On today's MJ Morning Show:

This year's popular Halloween costumes

Morons in the news

Storm chatter

Bucs players trying to identify outdated technology

What's a car doing on top of a dumpster?

Guys are getting the alpaca haircut

Tampa woman tells where to find 6'5", blue eyes, finance...

Denis Phillips on the developing system in the Gulf

Attractive people complaining about 'Pretty Privilege'... we took calls

Young woman gives advice to cashiers not to be 'too nice'

Diddy update: Al B. Sure asking questions about Diddy's late wife

MJ damaged himself

A car was robbed of a cardboard box that held $1 million

Will Ferrell's PayPal ad

Ric Flair is getting divorced

More storm chatter

Neighborly issues... Paying neighbor's electric bill for 18 years, another paying neighbor's water bill

One-hit wonder engaged

Time traveler photo shows 1941 kid with what some think is today's technology