On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ got an e-mail from a listener who loved our 'singing perp' duet

Morons in the news

Jeff Bezos just bought another private jet

Who's on the hook for an apartment if the resident dies?

A listener complaint against Fester

What's a 'Venmo mom'?

1 in 4 Americans feel bored?

Responding to a question with the same question

Details on the failed dog adoption story

Sad news from Mariah Carey

Thin eyebrow trend

A guy was fired for relieving himself in a hotel

NYC advice... avoid taking these to get around

10 falsehoods parents have told kids

'Friends' auction

J.Lo/Ben divorce

OJ Simpson's ashes are being turned into jewelry

The Clearwater Threshers' 'bat dog' didn't do her job quite as planned

Walmart apple juice recall strikes close to home...

It's NOT necessary to show breasts to the border guard. The border guard was arrested.

A mini-scenery display at a Kentucky fair lost its 3rd place ribbon once someone recognized it

Laundry companies count on you not knowing this information