On today's MJ Morning Show:

A Rolls Royce was stolen in a unique way

Morons in the news

MJ learns more about how popular Mr. Beast is

Pageant competitor threatens life of another competitor

Uber passenger opens door on driver's side... not good.

MJ's IG videos

MJ tried to remove a splinter from Michelle's foot

If you're going to brag about how much you save by not tipping, don't try to do so over loud music

Am I the A-H?  Woman asks for divorce over tightened jars

A good deed? Washing boyfriend's car with a pressure washer... Oops

A water fountain in Philadelphia's airport requires you to watch a video

JLo flies coach, Ben berates paparazzi

Update: Man hit by rollercoaster has died... Do NOT go into restricted areas to find your phones/keys

Rider paralyzed riding a wooden coaster

Are people really getting leg-lengthening surgery?

Recall: A particular model of battery packs

Hooters is closing 40 locations

New Florida laws going to into effect July 1

Which song from Dee Snyder saved him financially?

What is raw dogging?

Contracted driver for Amazon caught on doorbell video relieving himself on a porch

Feeling guilty taking vacation