On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ's Michelle is getting ready for a flight...

Morons in the news

Which color luggage is most commonly lost by airlines?

Time for insurance open enrollment

Rollover accident left a baby wandering road

Katy Perry may be in trouble in Spain

MJ's latest creeper photo from Walmart

Fester witnessed a test at Publix

AT&T data breach (and all data breaches)

New supermarket pranking trend

Winner at Hard Rock followed and robbed

Angry customer at O'Hare throws monitor

South Korea tested cheap Chinese products for toxic substances

Hey Dude settlement

FTC fakes bad reviews

Elon Musk knows how to root out liars

Amazon driver quits mid-delivery

Journey's internal lawsuit scrubs tour

Tampa Bay Buccaneers owners decline $6+ billion offer

Pete Davidson in treatment

Michelle is in NYC, Julian is getting ready to move

Bezos and wife threw coins in the Trevi Fountain

Zuckerburg unveils life-sized statue of his wife

Rudest store owner in St. Pete

RIP Wally Amos

Zelda Williams clearing air about Robin Williams rumor