On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ is flying Spirit for first time this weekend

Morons in the news

Head transplants? We took calls.

Pot use exceeds alcohol

Restaurant covers up the 'no tip' option with a sticker at the register

Skydiver's phone fell from 12,000 feet. Diver found it.

Most unhappy age to be alive

Another lawsuit against Diddy

Red light therapy

Chaka Khan's daughter going against Diddy

Fester's birthday cake from The Cake Girl

Someone shipped live rattlesnakes

What's a hagmaxer?

Do you legally have to stop to have your receipt checked at Target/Walmart?

Delta caught throwing golf club bags

Memorial Day Airbmb cancelations

Guy texts to date next day... is it the age difference?

Best beach bar

American Airlines lawyers blamed the 9-year-old who was recorded in the bathroom