On today's MJ Morning Show:

Cody's Original Roadhouse is on fire

Morons in the news

Fester went down a rabbit hole about being careful when responding to texts

Another teacher caught allegedly having relations with students

Attack involving a thrown machete

MJ 15

Rash of extortion through dating apps

Wachula woman arrested for attempted 1st degree murder

Strange dating stories from our callers

$1.3 billion Jackpot winner from Laos.. "Ironic" connection

Woman gifted a lottery ticket in an Illinois store won $1 million

20-year-old arrested for domestic violence for throwing fried chicken

Apple juice with arsenic recalled

Which bathroom is filthiest? Men's? Women's? Gender neutral?

What activity cools bedroom romance?

Jeff Goldblum is planning on leaving his kids squat

Bank apps

Vet bills

ABC News weatherman Rob Marciano fired

Fester will eat cheese balls tomorrow!

Sour Patch Oreos

A Delta flight had its slide fall off onto the property of a lawyer...

Crazy chart of how much of each day you should sleep, stand, sit, work out, etc.