On today's MJ Morning Show:

Crazy woman stripping story

Morons in the news

Fester scoffs at 'red dye #5' rejoiner

Girl Scout cookies dropping two flavors

Being in shape is better than being 'thin'

Coffee healthy-as long as it's consumed in the morning

MJ's IG video of an SUV balancing furniture

Substitute teacher in Polk County arrested

Louisiana high school teacher accused of messaging students, but there's a twist

Facebook Marketplace purchase comes with a surprise

Do half of American's really carry spare underwear?

L.A. fires... Celebrities whose homes were burned

MJ's son Julian contacted Fester 

Eggs... prices up, ongoing shortage

MJ and Michelle did couples Sweatology

Brooke Shields' surgeon did more than he was asked to do... she's angry

Whispering 'fridge

Is the age of Kardashians over?