On today's MJ Morning Show:

-Michelle Loves When Festers Day Says "Good Morning Mr. MJ"
-MJ has a weird memory with his dad
-Froggy is back
-MJ recaps the rain in the bay area this past weekend
-MJ Talks about a car that is submerged in a retention pond
-Craziness at some casinos in America
-Morons In The News
-Is Roxanne Pilled Up In Italy
-MJ Loves to watch Cops
-New Laws Going Into Effect
-18 Year Old Strippers Are Out of Work
-Hawk Tua Girl On Stage
-Justin Timberlake Makes Joke On Stage
-Why Are There More Lice Cases Amongst Teens
-School Bus Aid Is Fired For A Strange Reason
-Shop Lifting Story
-Target Is Pushing A Huge Shop Lifting Crack Down
-Words That Will Turn A Women Off Immediately
-One Thing That Signals That You Might Be In a Relationship In The Near Future
-MJ Talks About His Instagram Account @CertifiedMJRadio
-MJ Calls Michelle
-MJ Sees A Commercial For "Low-Zempic"
-A Woman Arrested In Iowa For A False Report Of A Crime
-Mikhail Sergachev Is Being Traded To Utah!
-MJ Discusses "Cousin Face"
-The Latest With Alec Baldwin
-When Should You Be Able to Have Your Ankle Bracelet Taken Off?
-MJ Talks About A 6'9 Female Model
-Should You Charge For Cremation If A Funeral Home Is Burned Down?
-MJ Discusses The Websites TropicalTidBits.com
-A Tik Toker Is Making A Homemade Sun Screen
-Nike Sales Are Down