On today's MJ Morning Show:

Most dangerous cosmetic surgery, and 10 most dangerous

Morons in the news

Weird Florida names for places

People don't talk much on phone anymore

Inappropriate t-shirts in public

Roxanne's daughter role plays restaurants at home

A doctor says women have break-up texts saved to their phone... callers chimed in

Rumor has it... Capri Sun may phase something out

Gummy Bear Moms

Someone's voice may indicate whether they have type-2 diabetes?

8 in 10 are too tired to cook dinner?

Recreational pot use can cause increase in cardiovascular problems

Fester nearly hit a pedestrian in his Caddy

Kim needs a new kidney

Message from listener who's had a rough time

Sued for leaving a bad review

Fake active shooter at Disney?

Jewelry store worker claims guy gave her his number while shopping for engagement ring

MJ is getting crap about his video of 'snow' on the Howard Frankland Bridge

Man goes berserk at an airport in Chile

A Florida mayor DUI

Latest fair food... deep fried what?

Fat Tuesday bar returns to Ybor

Richard Simmons had sleep drugs in his system

A children's book caused a fire in a car