On today's MJ Morning Show:

The $5 bill story

Morons in the news

AT&T breach

Political sign in yard wins 1st amendment lawsuit

Lego theft ring

Roxanne is out today

Scam warnings... Steve Perry doesn't need your investment money

Kevin Costner doesn't need your money either... it's not the real Costner!

A woman was arrested for inciting the riot at Astroskate in Brandon

Something creepy afoot with MJ's 40th high school reunion

MJ's Instagram... Chloe getting her free slurpee

Instagram scolded MJ

Spilled hot tea causes burns on a flight

Sink drinks

Are Gen Z's burned out on taking 'sleep-cations'?

Vacation shopping at supermarkets

Woman got Funyuns bag with 1 chip

Checking in with Roxanne

Movie: Longlegs

Convenience fee for purchasing online movie tickets

Etsy is removing adult toys from their platform

What is the Stripper index?

Alec Baldwin trial update

Shelley Duvall RIP