On today's MJ Morning Show:

Age restrictions

Morons in the news

How to survive a kidnapping

Time for Pat Sajak's final episode

Guy walks into hotels and asks for toilet paper...

Who wouldn't want to switch their middle seat for aisle or window seat?

A call to MJ's son Julian about his flight

MJ's 'appearance' at Cake Girl tomorrow

Facebook has a problem, and how are they going to fix it?

White powder mystery in MJ's neighborhood

False crap circulating online

Follow-up: Reporter went to home where stolen luggage was found

House from "Full House" up for sale

What happened to good service? We took calls

MJ called his daughter, Chloe, about her experience taking the LSAT, particularly, the security

A guy pled guilty to "keistering" antiques

Fester witnessed a full eye-roll

Restaurants are ditching QR codes for their menus

An iHop syrup bottle makes a pretty effective weapon

MJ salutes the Coasties from Clearwater who rescued 8 in the Gulf of Mexico

Instagram is angering users with their 'ad breaks'

Costco is cutting out this product

A customer was charged multiple times by Costco to her credit card for the same purchase

Pinellas County Sheriff's Office plans to seize cars from people who flee from law enforcement