On today's MJ Morning Show:

Aliens in Las Vegas

Morons in the news

Asplundh family details

Southwest Air boarding methods

Do you have proper legal I.D.?

MJ's tax documents still somewhere out there....

Hot mug shot

Hal Herman Headlines!

Mothers' idea of the perfect Mother's Day... We took calls

A cafe posted a forgotten credit card online... what could go wrong?

Subway worker didn't put enough meat on a sandwich... customer clearly wanted more

Most hated bands

To protest the protesters, someone put up a gofundme page to hire a mariachi band

A father was arrested for confronting an Uber driver with an AR-15

Mother arrested for beating her kid on a flight

Guy left a kid with a homeless woman while he went drinking

A bride-to-be was upset by a guest adding more guests

Bogus body armor purchased by an Ohio police department

First Elon Musk embedded chip into a brain is malfunctioning

"The Waldwarf Salad" on MJ's Instagram

Justin Bieber becoming a dad?