On today's MJ Morning Show:

McDonald's ice cream machine manual

Morons in the news

Can touching receipts make you sick?

Morning show vacation days discussion

Adult-size changing tables

Mario story on MJ's IG

A CBS show with a Tampa reference

Bucs this weekend (Monday night)

Fester's Halloween scare

Arrest in Hard Rock attempted bombing

Email from listener "Max"

MJ has ordered his turkey for Thanksgiving

New Butterball turkey that doesn't need to be thawed

Gisele is showing her baby bump

This supposedly drives flight attendants nuts

MJ's late on his electric bill

JLo stops signing autographs when asked about her relationship with Diddy

John Legend's manager had a terrifying situation at a Diddy party

Federal judge says a case can't go forward against Diddy using a pseudonym

Halloween observations

MJ's dogs caught a possum

This kind of conversation is being banned from weddings

City of St. Pete marks $6.5 million toward Trop cleanup

Wendy's is closing more stores

Dodgers fan blew off fingers during celebration