*5:00am: Odd Thing Stolen From You
*6:00am: Lingering In Your Car, Harrison Butker Commencement Speech
*7:00am: Getting Back at Rude Customers, Wanda Sykes Mistaken for Lenny Kravitz
*8:00am: Panicking about Laura, Sophie Says: “Good Luck, Babe” by Chappell Roan, Made Your Parents Cool
*9:00am: Failed Bluey Event