Matt and Liz dive into a wild story about two men from Florida who were arrested for driving around with a dead alligator strapped to the roof of their car. They discuss the absurdity of the situation and how difficult it would be to convince authorities that the alligator was roadkill. The conversation also touches on the topic of food obsession, and Liz's frustration with subpar watermelon experiences while Matt and T.J. say they've never had an experience this bad. They also talk about the climbing cost of raising a child in the US, with Matt sharing his concerns about the rising expenses.