Michelle & Travis

You're going to be shocked at the percentage of people that have shoplifted at least once in their life. 

Seriously, when are kids getting their first phone these days? 

QVC is relevant again for the first time in a long time over an on-air blooper. 

Travis is excited because The Gibbs Kitchen Co. has launched on social media. From someone who's made it big, Michelle has notes for him. 

A Michigan politician is catching some heat after he bashed a popular vacation destination in the state. 

In a jail love story between inmate and officer, it's never attractive people. 

Another old broad is making money by getting naked in front of a camera. 

If a room gets cleared because of a fart, the fat guy will always be blamed even if it wasn't him. 

Of course, the guy that has rodents as pets isn't married. 

We might've found the all-time worst performance of the national anthem. 

There's other ways to lose weight than intentionally getting explosive diarrhea.  

You live by the sword and die by the sword, according to Travis. 

Going above and beyond deserves recognition once in a while. 

There's nothing in this world Michelle hates more than a round-a-bout. 

Michelle realizes Travis was right about something all along but has a hard time admitting it. 

'Grandma Hobbies' are making a comeback because of millennials and gen z'ers. We talk to a dude that's part of a knitting circle and he reveals something we were all thinking. 

Travis ate lettuce yesterday and now he's worried that he's going to get the explosive diarrhea.  

Ah, the good old days when you could have a smoke while you ate your soup and salad at Russ'.  

Michelle had a foreign exchange student in her house growing up and Travis has questions. 

Travis stresses that Michelle should get her affairs in order before it's too late. 

It's tough being a big person at a packed concert. Michelle is thinking about picking up a side gig. Travis thinks it's a scam. 

You have to be a special breed to be an MMA fighter. Haley Stevens addresses the haters on social media. You have to be prepared to see anything when you're on a Carnival Cruise. 

Explosive diarrhea cases continue to rise in Michigan. Bon Jovi brings out a special guest at his show. Travis is going to be broke before 2026 is over.  

Did Michelle just admit she was wrong?

When have you ruined something? 

The minivan is making a comeback. 

It was Lord of the Flies at Michelle's house when she was a kid. 

How did your kids embarrass you in public? 

At this point, you should have to pass a background inspection to go to a national park. 

Travis tells Michelle she needs to touch grass more often after she details a recent Facebook Marketplace transaction. 

A ruptured testicle is just not ideal. 

Michelle needs someone kind of shady for a job and doesn't think Travis has the stones for it. 

When you're of a certain build, you should probably just accept that hiking is out of the question. 

An 82-year-old pole dancer proves that you're never too old to chase your dreams. 

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A listener calls in to try and convince Michelle that golf carts are actually cool. 

There's a whole society of people that live off the land/off the grid and you know what type of personality they have.  

Weight loss shots are all the craze right now. Travis has questions. 

Hasn't Taco Bell been giving people diarrhea long before this stomach parasite? 

Michelle will hit you with her car if she sees you out on the road with a golf cart. 

When you get compared to being a 'bad Chris Farley', that's not good for your career as a politician. 

Michelle is well known for being a 'pull-asider' from back in the day. 

An explosive diarrhea parasite is taking over the state of Michigan, and of course Michelle thinks she has it. 

Whenever the free sign goes up, people come out of the woodwork. 

Whenever anything gets put on a curb, people come out from under their rocks to find it. 

Where there are possibly bears, you will not find Travis. 

A guy with the world's smallest penis needs your help. 

Travis stresses the importance of bathroom etiquette. 

We get a follow-up from last week's 'Ask Michelle Anything'. 

If you're mad at your neighbor and want to take some form of action, look for a security camera first.