Michelle & Travis

Winning the lotto on college graduation day changes things. It wouldn't have changed a thing for Michelle. 

A woman got arrested for stealing a bottle of wine that was later found in her cavity. 

What things have been ruined by popularity? 

You know you're an old, fat bastard when you order food at the strip club. 

Why is anyone getting cruise ships or going to national parks right now? 

Travis is convinced that Pope Leo was a player back in the day. 

Is it really a brag to be a better shot-putter than someone else? 

When did Mother's Day go from being one today to a whole week? 

Travis witnessed something pretty dramatic yesterday. 

Music artists from multiple genres are suffering from 'Blue Dot Syndrome'. 

Travis says you couldn't pay him to watch soccer. 

Johnson size directly correlates with the size of one visible body part. 

We might've found the oldest person in broadcasting. 

Why would Bigfoot choose Ohio out of all places to live? 

Michelle found something creepy in her wall yesterday. 

Michelle lost one of her dogs over the weekend. 

You never got a visit from the condom fairy in college? 

What does a movie theater full of Star Wars fans in the middle of a marathon smell like? 

A guy unlocked a new level of fat at a Costco recently. 

We love a good ol' fashioned scandal on a Friday. 

A scammer is making the rounds in the state of Michigan and Travis is convinced she'd make a great salesman once her jail sentence is done. 

Michelle, The Dominatrix, could be heading to OnlyFans soon. 

What's something that you just found out as an adult that you probably should've known already? 

You can now get a hologram created of yourself for your funeral. Michelle wants this set up for her. 

This Day In History is back with David Dyer in attendance. 

There's nothing worse than the person that fights with waitstaff at a restaurant.

There's a group of people in our society that think Helen Keller was indeed a big fat phony.  

Perineum sunning is a new health trend and Travis is here for it. 

Michelle's convinced that young people have zero nostalgia. 

Carnies don't care how old you are. They'll try to sell you anything. 

Just know those Amazon packages that you keep ordering are filthy. 

The Mike Vrabel-Dianna Russini saga continues. 

Travis is skeptical of Michelle's list of Top 100 rock songs of all time. 

Michelle has new neighbors and isn't sure if she should approach them first. 

People are opting for cheaper rent in bigger cities by sleeping in lockers. 

Be honest with yourself, you can't taste the difference between water brands. 

The Brits are banning cigarettes, marking the end of an era. 

Amazon drone delivery is creating controversy in the state of Michigan. 

Gingers are taking over. 

A world-famous athlete joins the show this morning. 

Michelle found a dead animal in her house yesterday. 

It's really only a matter of time before we're all replaced by robots. 

This Day in History by comedian David Dyer. 

Travis royally screwed up at home over the weekend. 

You have to be an animal to get banned from ALL Waffle House locations in Florida. 

In no world is breastfeeding your husband something you should admit if you're doing it. 

What's your spending limit for a sick animal? 

Which is worse: The men's or women's bathroom? We have an expert weigh in. 

Travis' wife is trying something that she saw online and we're not sure if it's true.