You know you're an old, fat bastard when you order food at the strip club. 

You know you're an old, fat bastard when you order food at the strip club.&nbsp;

Join Michelle & Travis weekday mornings on Classic Rock 97 LAV for your entertainment purposes. You never know what you're going to get! 

Join Michelle &amp; Travis weekday mornings on Classic Rock 97 LAV for your entertainment purposes. You never know what you're going to get!&nbsp;

Join Michelle & Travis weekday mornings on Classic Rock 97 LAV for your entertainment purposes. You never know what you're going to get!

Michelle & Travis

Join Michelle &Travis every morning from 6-10 on Classic Rock 97 LAV! You never know what you're going to get so wake up with us!

Join Michelle &amp;Travis every morning from 6-10 on Classic Rock 97 LAV! You never know what you're going to get so wake up with us!

Hour No. 3 - Michelle & Travis 5/11/26

Winning the lotto on college graduation day changes things. It wouldn't have changed a thing for Michelle. 

Winning the lotto on college graduation day changes things. It wouldn't have changed a thing for Michelle.&nbsp;

A woman got arrested for stealing a bottle of wine that was later found in her cavity. 

A woman got arrested for stealing a bottle of wine that was later found in her cavity.&nbsp;

What things have been ruined by popularity? 

What things have been ruined by popularity?&nbsp;