New York mein banda full Bollywood climax mode mein proposal karta hai 💍 — ladki YES bolti hai ❤️ — aur next second bhai seedha bushes mein 🤮.
Pressure itna tha, pyaar itna real tha, body ne bola “bas bhai, main out”.
Yeh hai asli Valentine’s reality: butterflies nahi, poora zoo stomach mein.
Moral of the story? She said yes… body said no. 😭💀