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Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

This is our MESSIEST episode of ALL TIME. Sydnee is living her best Caucasian life so we're discussing messy lesbians, Despacito dick, contouring your boobs with makeup and delusions of grandeur with April Storm Perry. Sign those divorce papers &amp; pull up a chair!

"The Runaway Bride Expert" with April Storm

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