Landlord expert, Gastor Almonte, is here to talk about the craziest things hes witnessed in his ten years as a landlord. Hes telling us everything from his cockfighting tenant, where to kick the door in to knock it down, and how long you can stay in an apartment without paying until you absolutely have to leave. Also, Marie is looking to get her ass face-tuned and Sydnee reveals why half of her shit was gone when she came back from LA.

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Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Landlord expert, Gastor Almonte, is here to talk about the craziest things hes witnessed in his ten years as a landlord. Hes telling us everything from his cockfighting tenant, where to kick the door in to knock it down, and how long you can stay in an apartment without paying until you absolutely have to leave. Also, Marie is looking to get her ass face-tuned and Sydnee reveals why half of her shit was gone when she came back from LA.

“The Landlord Expert” with Gastor Almonte

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