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Your Unofficial Experts return after a brief hiatus to discuss social media fasting, the lies of Sex and the City, NYC being a literal death trap, and how NOT to act when youre flat ass broke. Plus, Sydnee thinks Insecure isnt moving fast enough and Marie struggles to remember people she runs into on the street.

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Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

If you have a charger, a piece of gum, a hair tie, a tampon, a tv subscription password, and a ride home for Sydnee & Marie, they will be your friends forever! Your Unofficial Experts return after a brief hiatus to discuss social media fasting, the lies of Sex and the City, NYC being a literal death trap, and how NOT to act when you're flat ass broke. Plus, Sydnee thinks Insecure isn't moving fast enough and Marie struggles to remember people she runs into on the street.

Some Of My Closest Friends Are Poor

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