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Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

Comedians Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin return to their podcast thrones with MESS, a weekly podcast where they dive into the mess that is life on earth and try to make it make sense. Hilarity ensues as opinions fly, realizations are made, and the mess is cleaned up. Well, until next week.

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Sydnee meets her favs and fangirls OUT... Marie is not amused, but she was high AF. Lets talk about sex, which dicks in your past, don't count? were you in Vegas? doesn't count. Where you at a destination wedding? doesn't count. He didn't have abs?? sis, That. Doesn't. Count. Where are our DJ listeners at? We NEED a theme song. Someone send this episode to Calvin Harris or DJ Khalid's terrible ass. Oh...and the Patreon is POPPING today too.

Oh, That Dick Don't Count

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/6347fdeb-1247-4a83-9581-b2170149d7fb/transcript

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