In this episode of MEDIOCRE, our dumb news links are good for once and spark a really good chat about our last meals. Tanya's fiancé Tom wants to have sex with who? Someone called Tanya inauthentic and well, that didn't go down well, we ask important questions - like what would be on your tombstone? Aaand we have our very first official GUEST STAR! Who will it be? Is it a celebrity? Is it a family member? You'll have to listen to find out.