Today, Matt shares a tale of his charitable endeavors that required him wearing a smelly and scary werewolf costume. Bob is on the defense of The Beatles Anthology and mistrusting anyone who isn't gaga for the group. Sawyer breaks the cardinal rule of Christmas in the studio by buying the guys gifts and now every kitchen gadget is on Chuy's wishlist. 

Much to discuss today as the guys talk about what quietly quitting is, and why women are doing this to their husbands. A world renowned new vibrator has hit the market and the guys are confused about its model type. They end the morning by chatting about why Mike Tyson should keep smoking weed.

If this sounds bad Sawyer edited it. He is sorry.

The guys are back from Thanksgiving break and talk about bad food they had on turkey day. Campbell soup is on the menu, as the guys discuss how the recent scandal has changed the way they view the brand (Spoiler Alert: Chuy still remains a lover of all soup). 

Today is not just any Hot Dog Friday, it is Hot Dog Friday Live Audience of 100, Thanksgiving Edition. At the Thanksgiving table today we have Matt, Bob, Chuy, and Dr. Hotdog himself, Sawyer Stull. The guys discuss Matt's daughter having fun at the Blue Santa charity event, the kind of prayers that are said at Thanksgiving, and what kind of bird belongs on the Thanksgiving table.

Today, Matt shares that his sleep has been disturbed by a myriad of issues lately, but most recently by remembering that he had forgotten his stepmother's birthday. Bob is upset about yesterday - nothing specific, he is just upset about it. Luckily he is cheered up by fan mail and a call from his lovely wife. Later the guys discuss the importance of remembering birthdays and/or anniversaries, and they delve into the perfect age gap for a successful relationship.

What percentage of women listen to the show? Is it 15% maybe 30%? The guys discuss their listener demographics, and are shocked at the results. Gravy soup is on the menu today, as the guys debate what foods can be considered soup. Bob then reveals that he's not a fan of spoons. 

Today, the guys talk about opening a coffee shop and Bob questions the difference in quality of beans. It's Toxic Tuesday and Chuy brings to the table the concept of "charity work" or BEGanomics, a social system where good looking people hook up with not-so-good-looking people for the greater good of society. Finally, the guys determine what animals you can and cannot legally eat in the United States.

Can the bright, young minds of Gen Z's future doctors, lawyers, and teachers read clocks? Could an AI-generated video destroy your marriage? Today, the guys answer these questions by testing their Gen Z interns ability to read the time and watching AI video pranks online. Spoiler alert: the future is looking rather dim. In other news, Sawyer is back from his friend's bachelor party with a gnarly hangover and some concerning stories to tell. 

It's Football Friday! You know what that means! We have hotdogs (powered by Chuy, Thanksgiving-style) and Sawyer Stull reporting live from his friend's bachelor party, where he is dangerously drunk on the edge of a dock (God bless him), to discuss this week's football highlights! The guys also wonder which foods are okay to eat on a first date and Bob triggers a particularly heated debate after he gives a hot take on Billie Eilish.

Today, Matt launches into an apology to the conspiracy-loving Q-Anon people who might have been half-right all along. The guys discuss whether or not you can be rich and successful as well as nice (spoiler: you cannot). Callers go head-to-head in a comedy fill-in-the-blank quiz. Later, the guys ask the age-old question, "Is we getting stimulus checks?" and Chuy tells the U.S. government how much it will take for him to forget.

Today, the guys chat while eating some breakfast, this includes table bacon. Bob covers Blondies new tour announcement, and Chuy covers soup... Again. They talked about things they're afraid to admit out loud, and the guys get a confession from a listener that's hard to beat. 

Happy Veteran's Day - for real this time - and thank you to all who have served our country! Today, the guys talk about the ways in which a post-September 11, 2001 strip club just doesn't hit the same as before. They also broach the topic of Ghislaine Maxwell (spoiler alert: this section includes discussion of both perks and bombshells) and her transfer to a Texas medium security prison. Later, the guys welcome friend-of-the-show-turned-superstar, Leanne Morgan, and reminisce about simpler times, as well as discuss her rise to fame and current projects.

If your Instagram feed is full of Only Fans models, will your girlfriend break up with you? Today, the guys call in the interns to debate this hot topic. Bob also recounts key moments from the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Saturday, Matt and Sawyer bond over their cute little matching outfits, and the guys discuss the importance of prioritizing jokes over yelling in comedy sets.

Chuy is late for a very valid reason this morning - dealing with the consequences of 10-day-old-1000-cow-bacon (whatever that means). The doctor is in for Hot Dog Friday. Sawyer Stull takes the guys on a culinary trip to Germany with his unique grilling skills. Finally, the guys ponder the question "How big is too big?," and comment on ladies' consumption of fantasy smut literature.

The guys drop their Thursday TV Guide recommendations and engage in a debate over home improvement stores. Later, Sawyer hosts an Australia-themed quiz, we learn a little about Chile (and their beautiful women), and the guys discuss both; general, and tv remote thievery.

Today, the guys talked about what the hell is in dubai chocolate, rock and rolls worst producers and they examine the creepy Key Largo music video.

Today, Matt, Bob, & Chuy discuss lizard and/or weird pet girls and their general demeanors. Matt has been cruising Facebook Marketplace, making enemies, and finding some serious treasures with his white trash goggles. It's Toxic Tuesday, and the guys discuss whether or not it's embarrassing to post boyfriends online. Later, Chuy asks which women deserve weddings, and Sawyer stops by only to be put in the hot seat. 

Today, the guys are very supportive and comforting after Bob experienced a traumatic attack on his Cybertruck and refused to come to work. They also spend an unprecedented amount of time talking about sandwiches.

It's Bob's favorite holiday, and even more importantly, it's Hot Dog Friday! Today, Chuy gets very excited about his new Halloween sound effects, Sawyer joins as Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos to recount a very upsetting week of football, and Matt discovers that Sawyer might be attractive.

Today the guys talk about Chuy's latest healthy obsession - soups. Bob shares that at dusk (or in the night) he was bitten (or stung) by a plant (or animal) and is dying (or is totally fine) and everyone is concerned (or being incredibly dismissive at best and at worst poking fun about a very serious issue). Luckily, Bob stays alive long enough to talk with special guest comedian Aries Spears who plays Sawyer's "This or That" and shares that his mouth can be his biggest asset as well as a liability. 

Today they guys spend way too much time on soups. Then Matt asks us what's wrong with a sandwich. We also get into scary songs that sound like Halloween. 

Today, the guys get toxic before the Toxic Tuesday segment, with Bob going to the mat (with Matt) over the new Bruce Springsteen biopic. Next, they discuss the lovability of Tom Cruise amid his breakup with Ana de Armas. Toxic Tuesday's topic is about letting them eat cake and later the guys are joined by actor and filmmaker James Keach, known for producing "Walk The Line", as he talks about his latest project.  

Today the guys discuss Bob's mayoral campaign, and interviewed restaurant critique and reporter, Matthew Odam on the best restaurants in Austin!

Hot mics, hot dogs, and even hotter takes. Our first-ever audience of 100 Hotdog Friday LIVE, is here! With special guest Sawyer Stull and a interview with the talented Avery Moore!

The guys discuss the duties of a morning radio show producer, which includes pointing out where the gravy is when biscuits are brought in. Bob lies to himself and the world about what constitutes a nap. Later, filmmaker, professor, and friend of the show Bryan Poyser stops by and talks with Matt about his latest project "Leads", as well as being the fun sibling, and an older project of his that strikes a different tone than his latest work.

Today, the guys had a interview with Trans-Siberian Orchestra guitarist, Al Pitrelli, discussed the "Men-Diagram" and chatted about the new Eddie Murphy documentary. 

It's that time of the week again - Toxic Tuesday! Matt, Bob, and Chuy dive into Bio-Baiting, Intern Georgia weighs-in on Brittney's Ex, K-Fed airing their dirrrty laundry, and the four Jens of the Apocalypse ride into Tinsel Town. Later, friend of the morning show Sawyer Stull stops by to share exciting news about his new spot at the station.

Today the guys talked about expensive food sold at F1, Dave Grohl's red carpet guest, and a muffaletta ate by SRV.

It's a particularly chaotic hotdog Friday. Today, the guys discussed the Austin Film Festival with special guest Barbara Morgan, fought with a super fan, reminisced on the '70s, and said their goodbyes to Sawyer.

Today, Matt, Bob, and Chuy celebrate Department Store Day by quizzing callers on their department store knowledge and giving away coveted tickets to next Friday's exclusive, Live Hot Dog Friday Show. Bob wants things to get way more Rock and Roll around here so stay tuned to find out whatever that means. More tickets were given out to callers who were willing to repeat what few have dared to utter on air. Intern Georgia interrupts Bob's segment (sorry Bob). 

Today, the guys talked about classic rock, from the Beatles to Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen. Matt shares a story about a certain ingredient found in protein powder.

Matt, Bob, and Chuy talk about Bob's attitude change since the purchase of a new jacket. Matt describes a beach day incident that might be responsible for his downfall. Toxic Tuesday comes around again and the guys talk about the possibility of jumping in if and when your wife is being jumped by five other women.

It's just Bob and Chuy today, and the two discussed movies that've made them emotional, Lenny Kravit's new boat, and Journey's Farewell Tour. 

Matt, Bob, Chuy, Sawyer and Drew partake in Beef Wellington Hot Dog Friday and discuss extinct household items. Sawyer brings the ruckus and hot takes with his sports report and the fellas consider taking the show on the road to Vegas.

Matt & Bob are powered by Chuy, as per usual on this fine Thursday morning. BOB gets into hot water with his wife by standing on the business of not paying an unfair fee levied against the community, Gene Simmons gets up to "concussion people", monkey madness behind the wheel, and the intern formerly known as Georgia comes clean about her legal troubles, starting the new trend of hitting rock (and roll) bottom and calling it "Pulling a Georgia". Maybe that is what Gene Simmons was trying to do. Anywho, she probably needs a new name. Send appropriate and polite suggestions, please. She is still a Lady. Sawyer Stull pops by with his perky pup. Cuteness ensues. See you tomorrow for hotdog Fri-yay! 

Today, the guys chat about the "As Seen on TV" products they remember growing up, Gen Z women dating Millennials, and Matt's orange iPhone. 

The guys get toxic this Tuesday talking about approaching women in public, gift giving before marriage, and just how ethical you really have to be when filming a genuine human moment for a documentary with special guest, director Ben Steinbauer.  

Today, the guys complained about ACL, confessed their plus-size celebrity crushes, and competed in trivia on Gen Z slang.

It's Hotdog Friday, and the guys are talking football, Catholicism, Taylor Swift's new album, and weird stuff your body does.

Matt and Bob are powered by Chuy and callers deliver them their favorite songs from fake bands. The guys talk about Bob's respect and they tackle the tough topic of comedians in Saudi Arabia with the help of Dr. Hotdog himself, Sawyer Stull.

Today, the guys talked about the Nine Inch Nails tour announcement, played some small town trivia, and talked about if they're introverts, extroverts, or ambiverts.

Matt, Bob, and Chuy talk wives fining their husbands for violating house rules. The guys also take bets on Sawyer's dog that has been chilling (and pooping) at Matt's house. Later, Toxic Tuesday goes off the rails with intern Georgia's dating life exposed. 

Today, the guys talk about National Coffee Day, an actress who doesn't need to learn lines, and a couple whos first date idea is criminal. 

Today, the guys discuss Superman's panties and a psychedelics-loving Texas ex-governor. Sawyer stops by for a football recap and falls in love with Bob while getting his nails painted.

Matt, Bob, and Chuy talk small luxuries they refuse to give up. Callers give the guys a run for their money. Hot debate ensues regarding Chuy's neon blue WalMart shirt, we are left wondering if Bob has pretty privilege, and our beaches are invaded by Pink Meanies. 

Today, the guys interviewed famous celebrity director Kevin Smith, chatted about the Wedding Singer soundtrack, and of course Bruce Springsteen.

Today Matt, Bob, and Chuy talk about the best (and worst) dog movies, while intern Georgia tries not to get fired. Toxic Tuesday rears its ugly head as the boys discuss the possibility that wives are always mad at their husbands. Matt's cat troubles resurface.

Today, the guys reminisced over Willy Wonka hit song "Pure Imagination," debated the best hot sauce, and questioned what girls do on a girls night out. 

Today, the guys discuss Bob's questionable taste in cars, Cedar Park's alleged five rabid bats, and the proper way to cook crack. Sawyer joins the crew later for this week's football recap, and Bob creates his best hotdog yet.