Welcome to the alligator wrestling, Hooters spinoff edition of MCEP. This is episode four, where Matt Bair and Craig Collins instruct you on how to survive a hungry alligator that’s trying to eat you. Have you ever been in the clutches of an alligator’s monstrous jaws? Maybe not yet, but you will be. It’s a rite of passage, making this a must listen to episode. Really. Later, in celebration of Hooters Restaurants extricating itself from Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Craig recalls a visit to a Mexican restaurant where the wait staff actually out-Hooters an actual Hooters. No, the wing sauce isn’t infused with a Carolina Reaper, but the employee attire does include visible thong underwear instead of cheeky shorts.

It’s a real place, not heaven.  

The final boss segment features NBA Jam, the granddaddy of sports games at your local arcade hall. Boom shakalaka THEY’RE ON FIRE! Insert a quarter into an NBA Jam cabinet and artificially ball like Charles Oakley. Dreams do come true.

It’s Ep. 4 of Matt and Craig’s Excellent Podcast. Thanks for stopping by.

Welcome to the alligator wrestling, Hooters spinoff edition of MCEP. This is episode four, where Matt Bair and Craig Collins instruct you on how to survive a hungry alligator that&rsquo;s trying to eat you. Have you ever been in the clutches of an alligator&rsquo;s monstrous jaws? Maybe not yet, but you will be. It&rsquo;s a rite of passage, making this a must listen to episode. Really. Later, in celebration of Hooters Restaurants extricating itself from Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Craig recalls a visit to a Mexican restaurant where the wait staff actually out-Hooters an actual Hooters. No, the wing sauce isn&rsquo;t infused with a Carolina Reaper, but the employee attire does include visible thong underwear instead of cheeky shorts.
It&rsquo;s a real place, not heaven.&nbsp;&nbsp;
The final boss segment features NBA Jam, the granddaddy of sports games at your local arcade hall. Boom shakalaka THEY&rsquo;RE ON FIRE! Insert a quarter into an NBA Jam cabinet and artificially ball like Charles Oakley. Dreams do come true.
It&rsquo;s Ep. 4 of Matt and Craig&rsquo;s Excellent Podcast. Thanks for stopping by.

Join hosts Matt Craig and Matt Bear for The Matt Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.

What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.

Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.

Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Join hosts Matt Craig and Matt Bear for The Matt Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.
What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.
Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.
Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast

Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.

What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.

Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.

Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.
What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.
Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.
Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

MCEP | Episode 5: Hooters for the Whole Family

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