You're shuttling to the airport in a selected taxicab. You’re feeling calm, serene even, as you move further and further away from the stressors of everyday life. Then boom. The unthinkable. 

Your cab mate starts having a baby.

This would be fine if you were a doctor, but you’re not a doctor and neither is the taxi driver. What do you do? First, you panic. Get that out of the way early. Second?

You know what second is. Oh yeah. It’s time to roll up the sleeves and experience the miracle of childbirth. It’s time to play doctor. Or something like that. Wait. The good news? You’re not alone. Matt and Craig, two childless, middle-aged men offer an easy to follow, step by step process that’ll make your first attempt at catalyzing childbirth a thrilling, no holds barred kidsfest just short of a bouncy house. It’ll be a rewarding experience for all involved. Everyone will have fun.

Later, Craig continues his resurgence into gym life while coping with various “distractions” as a married man. Finally, the fellas come full circle in the Final Boss segment by reminiscing about the quarter consuming, taxi flipping arcade gem, Crazy Taxi.

It’s episode two of MCEP, baby. Tell all of your friends.

You're shuttling to the airport in a selected taxicab. You&rsquo;re feeling calm, serene even, as you move further and further away from the stressors of everyday life. Then boom. The unthinkable.&nbsp;
Your cab mate starts having a baby.
This would be fine if you were a doctor, but you&rsquo;re not a doctor and neither is the taxi driver. What do you do? First, you panic. Get that out of the way early. Second?
You know what second is. Oh yeah. It&rsquo;s time to roll up the sleeves and experience the miracle of childbirth. It&rsquo;s time to play doctor. Or something like that. Wait. The good news? You&rsquo;re not alone. Matt and Craig, two childless, middle-aged men offer an easy to follow, step by step process that&rsquo;ll make your first attempt at catalyzing childbirth a thrilling, no holds barred kidsfest just short of a bouncy house. It&rsquo;ll be a rewarding experience for all involved. Everyone will have fun.
Later, Craig continues his resurgence into gym life while coping with various &ldquo;distractions&rdquo; as a married man. Finally, the fellas come full circle in the Final Boss segment by reminiscing about the quarter consuming, taxi flipping arcade gem, Crazy Taxi.
It&rsquo;s episode two of MCEP, baby. Tell all of your friends.

Join hosts Matt Craig and Matt Bear for The Matt Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.

What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.

Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.

Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Join hosts Matt Craig and Matt Bear for The Matt Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.
What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.
Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.
Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast

Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.

What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.

Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.

Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.
What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.
Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.
Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

MCEP | Episode 2: Delivering a Child in a Crazy Taxi

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