This is the first episode to clear standards and get published. Years from now, it’ll be sold at an auction house for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Probably at Sotheby’s or somewhere really high end like that. Download it now. It’s an investment into your financial future that’s better than crypto.

In this episode, we talk about proper form while leaping from a moving motorcycle into a moving car. Knowing the process is like knowing a few phrases of Latin. Useful? Not at all, but great for an ice breaker at your next black tie event. Later, Craig discusses his triumphant return to weight training while spending hundreds of dollars on a hunky personal trainer for his wife. They also learn that their phones are giving them hemorrhoids. The news is startling.

Finally, in our Final Boss segment, our two-middle aged, classic gamers review NARC, a fantastic arcade game where you arrest drug overlords by firing grenade launchers at their heads. You're also dressed like characters from Tron, making this a true find from the golden age of gaming. 

Again, welcome to MCEP. Find us on X at @MCExcellentPod and your favorite podcast provider.

This is the first episode to clear standards and get published. Years from now, it&rsquo;ll be sold at an auction house for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Probably at Sotheby&rsquo;s or somewhere really high end like that. Download it now. It&rsquo;s an investment into your financial future that&rsquo;s better than crypto.
In this episode, we talk about proper form while leaping from a moving motorcycle into a moving car. Knowing the process is like knowing a few phrases of Latin. Useful? Not at all, but great for an ice breaker at your next black tie event. Later, Craig discusses his triumphant return to weight training while spending hundreds of dollars on a hunky personal trainer for his wife. They also learn that their phones are giving them hemorrhoids. The news is startling.
Finally, in our Final Boss segment, our two-middle aged, classic gamers review NARC, a fantastic arcade game where you arrest drug overlords by firing grenade launchers at their heads. You're also dressed like characters from Tron, making this a true find from the golden age of gaming.&nbsp;
Again, welcome to MCEP. Find us on X at @MCExcellentPod and your favorite podcast provider.

Join hosts Matt Craig and Matt Bear for The Matt Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.

What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.

Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.

Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Join hosts Matt Craig and Matt Bear for The Matt Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.
What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.
Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.
Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast

Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.

What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.

Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.

Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

Join hosts Matt Bair and Craig Collins for the Matt and Craig Excellent Podcast, where two middle-aged men with no kids offer their unique and unfiltered perspective on... well, everything.
What do you get when you pair a "decorated traffic reporter" with a guy who occasionally fills in on the radio? You get a hilarious mix of life skills, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of conversations that can only happen when there are no kids around to interrupt. From teaching you how to jump out of a speeding car (hypothetically, of course) to navigating the single life, Matt and Craig are on a mission to make you laugh, teach you something you didn't know you needed, and probably embarrass themselves in the process.
Tune in every week for your dose of humor and questionable advice. It's the podcast that proves you don't need to have it all figured out to have a great time.
Subscribe now and get ready for an excellent adventure.

MCEP | Episode 1: Welcome to Matt and Craig's Excellent Podcast

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