The Half Cow Saga Reaches Its Finale…Hopefully

Marcus's half-cow era officially begins TODAY, and we have so many questions. Plus, if your coworker constantly messages “hey” or “quick question” with absolutely zero context, you may have a pinger on your hands. Then, we dive into the controversial Sydney Sweeney sports ad and why it's sparking s…

Marcus Took a Major L This Weekend

Marcus had a VERY humbling weekend, and unfortunately for him, we're making him relive the embarrassment. Plus, apparently HALF of people don't want to see your pet out in public, and pet parents definitely have thoughts. Then, we reopen the shower debate because we still need answers... how long a…

How Long Are You REALLY in the Shower?!

There is a VERY thin line between looking cool and looking like a complete jerk. We get into the behaviors that cross it, the mistakes Gen Z saw older generations make and decided to skip entirely, and the surprisingly controversial question: what is a normal amount of time to shower?!

Are We Cooked or Cooking?!

Apparently adding two letters to a slang word can completely change your fate. “He's cooking” = thriving. “He's cooked” = it's OVER. Make it make sense. Plus, we talk about a chaotic few minutes for Coastside first responders and recruit you to help us decide what we should be looking at every morn…

Guess How Long Marcus Lasted Before Getting in Trouble

If you move into a new neighborhood, are you knocking on doors... or waiting for THEM to come to you? We get into the unwritten rules of meeting your neighbors, Marcus somehow gets in trouble almost immediately after volleyball season starts, and football fans can finally say the words they’ve been…

Pumpkin Spice Is in Its Flop Era

Taylor took on the Delta this weekend, and we've got stories. Then we're celebrating the rare things you can still buy without checking your bank account first, and discussing a truly devastating development: has pumpkin spice officially lost its main character status?!

The Nicknames Only Locals Understand

Nothing tests your social skills like trying to end a phone call with someone who can TALK. We’ve got some phrases to help you make your escape, the signs that scream “I actually have my life together,” and a debate over the nicknames we’ve given the places we live.

Friendly or Flirting?

Work crush alert?! A listener thinks her coworker might be starting to like her as more than just a coworker, and naturally, we have thoughts. Plus, college move-in day brings out VERY specific types of parents, and we're finding out the surprisingly wild origins behind phrases we've been saying ou…

Why Was Adam SCREENING Brooke on the First Date?

There are normal first-date questions... and then there are whatever Adam was asking Brooke. She tried to go along with it until the questions became suspiciously specific. Once she figured out what might really be going on, the entire vibe of the date changed.

The Conversation Parents Are TERRIFIED to Have

Good intentions don't always equal good results. We're sharing the times trying to do something nice completely backfired, plus the conversation parents know they need to have but would rather avoid. And finally, science may have given us the excuse we've been waiting for to sleep in this weekend.