For those who have been asking “Are Married At First Sight’s Steven and Rachel are still together?” I’ve finally got the answer for you - and it isn’t good news…

For those who have been asking &ldquo;Are Married At First Sight&rsquo;s Steven and Rachel are still together?&rdquo; I&rsquo;ve finally got the answer for you - and it isn&rsquo;t good news&hellip;

Married At First Sight Australia spoilers, scandals, recaps, rants and exclusive interviews by the creator of piss take page MAFS Funny, aka Joshua Fox.

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What Steven Did To Rachel After Filming… 

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As the public response to Danny has dramatically changed over the last week or so, here's how his friends are trying to take Bec down to build him up again. Sadly for Danny though, it may be a lost cause if the final episode of After The Dinner Party is as bad as I'm told... 

As the public response to Danny has dramatically changed over the last week or so, here's how his friends are trying to take Bec down to build him up again. Sadly for Danny though, it may be a lost cause if the final episode of After The Dinner Party is as bad as I'm told...&nbsp;

The Downfall of Danny... (It's About To Get Worse)

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After the unexpected success of Dear Scott the song, and then the Final Vow follow ups, I've done one step further and wrote and recorded (via the random AI app) this end of season song: We Kept Watching. I hope this puts a smile on your face as you go into the weekend. 

Lyrics below. 

Verse 1
This season started like a promise in disguise
White dresses, big dreams, hope in their eyes
But something twisted underneath the vows
A finger banging scandal, brought it all down

Verse 2
Gia came in like fire and gasoline
Unhinged, calculated, borderline mean
Every episode went further than before
A leaked group chat about to burst through the door,

Pre-Chorus
Yeah, we said “this can’t get worse”
Then it did, yeah it got absurd

Chorus
Oh oh, we kept watching
Every dinner party, couldn’t look away
Oh oh, we kept watching
Bec's on the wine again, her and Danny up in flames
We can judge them from our couches at night
But we’re feeding every moment of the fight
Oh oh, we kept watching
Yeah, we’re part of the problem, right?

Verse 3
Scandals hitting brand new lows
Poor Joel's teddy bear, he knows
Leaked messages calling Alissa a rat
No one forgets drama like that

Verse 4
Sam writing truths inside his book
Scott breaking down, couldn’t even look
Filip and Stella tried to save the show
Gia quitting and returning every week, oh no

Pre-Chorus Repeat
We said “surely this is it”
But we stayed, yeah we committed

Chorus Repeat
Oh oh, we kept watching
Every meltdown, every bitter fight
Oh oh, we kept watching
Finger banging drama, neon lights
We can judge them, say it’s all a mess
But we’re tuning in, we must confess
Oh oh, we kept watching
Yeah, we helped create this stress

Bridge
What does it say ‘bout you and me?
We crave the chaos on our screens
We shake our heads, but still press play
Addicted to the disarray
It’s not just them, it’s what we choose
A finger bang we always lose

Final Chorus
Oh oh, we kept watching
Through every scandal, every tear
Oh oh, we kept watching
Even when it felt too weird
We can judge them, say they’ve gone too far
But we made them who they are
Oh oh, we kept watching
Yeah, we’re part of it… we are

 

After the unexpected success of Dear Scott the song, and then the Final Vow follow ups, I've done one step further and wrote and recorded (via the random AI app) this end of season song: We Kept Watching. I hope this puts a smile on your face as you go into the weekend.&nbsp;
Lyrics below.&nbsp;
Verse 1 This season started like a promise in disguise White dresses, big dreams, hope in their eyes But something twisted underneath the vows A finger banging scandal, brought it all down
Verse 2 Gia came in like fire and gasoline Unhinged, calculated, borderline mean Every episode went further than before A leaked group chat about to burst through the door,
Pre-Chorus Yeah, we said &ldquo;this can&rsquo;t get worse&rdquo; Then it did, yeah it got absurd
Chorus Oh oh, we kept watching Every dinner party, couldn&rsquo;t look away Oh oh, we kept watching Bec's on the wine again, her and Danny up in flames We can judge them from our couches at night But we&rsquo;re feeding every moment of the fight Oh oh, we kept watching Yeah, we&rsquo;re part of the problem, right?
Verse 3 Scandals hitting brand new lows Poor Joel's teddy bear, he knows Leaked messages calling Alissa a rat No one forgets drama like that
Verse 4 Sam writing truths inside his book Scott breaking down, couldn&rsquo;t even look Filip and Stella tried to save the show Gia quitting and returning every week, oh no
Pre-Chorus Repeat We said &ldquo;surely this is it&rdquo; But we stayed, yeah we committed
Chorus Repeat Oh oh, we kept watching Every meltdown, every bitter fight Oh oh, we kept watching Finger banging drama, neon lights We can judge them, say it&rsquo;s all a mess But we&rsquo;re tuning in, we must confess Oh oh, we kept watching Yeah, we helped create this stress
Bridge What does it say &lsquo;bout you and me? We crave the chaos on our screens We shake our heads, but still press play Addicted to the disarray It&rsquo;s not just them, it&rsquo;s what we choose A finger bang we always lose
Final Chorus Oh oh, we kept watching Through every scandal, every tear Oh oh, we kept watching Even when it felt too weird We can judge them, say they&rsquo;ve gone too far But we made them who they are Oh oh, we kept watching Yeah, we&rsquo;re part of it&hellip; we are
&nbsp;

We Kept Watching... (My Debut Single)

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If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end.

PS: I forgot to credit the Steph audio from Ella Ding's new podcast.

PPS: Follow my Instagram and Facebook. 

If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end.
PS: I forgot to credit the Steph audio from Ella Ding's new podcast.
PPS: Follow my <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jshfx1/">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61587578216764">Facebook</a>.&nbsp;

Your Guide To The Reunion (Spoilers)

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What Steven Did To Rachel After Filming…

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