Liz has won Columnist of the Year - which is a good thing, as she was planning to retire and live on benefits if she didn’t. She says that contrary to popular wisdom, it really isn’t the taking part that counts - it’s the winning, as her columns about extreme waxing, pedicures and the mysterious 'P' beat all the ones about Brexit, Covid and the climate crisis. Meanwhile, Liz has stepped  out in a size 46 ‘empathy suit’ to see what life is like for obese people - but some people REALLY aren’t happy about the photo shoot…