The Esprit sweater has gone viral at Costco in the US, and elder millenials are losing their minds.  Lise is preparing to mobilise a nationwide operation. Women at every Port. Someone on the inside. She needs answers (and possibly a Costco membership). 

Elsewhere, Lise declares that 23 years of The Block is enough, before remembering why Shelley Craft is actually probably Australia best and nicest celebrity. Now she wants to watch The Block again, just for Shelley. Fair! 

Plus, why teenagers would rather hold their bladder until exploding point than ask another human being where the toilet is, and driving in the 90’s. 

And finally, the Scottish tarot results are in. Apparently the future holds adventure, abundance…..and Sunflowers. Shit you not. 

The Fine Print:

Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: 
Lise and Sarah
Clearshot Digital
Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road
Stones Corner QLD 4120

Disco Club tickets are here! 

BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT

MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869

SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club


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How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify
Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber.
Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.
Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.
You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.
Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.
Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.

If it’s not showing up:
Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack.
Check your Spotify app is updated.
Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again.

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Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us.

We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

The Esprit sweater has gone viral at Costco in the US, and elder millenials are losing their minds. Lise is preparing to mobilise a nationwide operation. Women at every Port. Someone on the inside. She needs answers (and possibly a Costco membership). Elsewhere, Lise declares that 23 years of The Block is enough, before remembering why Shelley Craft is actually probably Australia best and nicest celebrity. Now she wants to watch The Block again, just for Shelley. Fair! Plus, why teenagers would rather hold their bladder until exploding point than ask another human being where the toilet is, and driving in the 90’s. And finally, the Scottish tarot results are in. Apparently the future holds adventure, abundance…..and Sunflowers. Shit you not. The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="link" href="https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869">https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869</a> BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="link" href="https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869">https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869</a> SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="link" href="https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&amp;eg=VENUE&amp;ep=VENUE">https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&amp;eg=VENUE&amp;ep=VENUE</a> PERTH | SAT DEC 5 | TICKETS <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="link" href="https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club">https://megatix.com.au/events/disco-club</a> Want to support the&nbsp;show&nbsp;and become a Goldie?&nbsp;Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="link" href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">http://apple.co/LiseandSarah</a>)For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="link" href="https://liseandsarah.substack.com/">https://liseandsarah.substack.com/</a> You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise &amp; Sarah GOLD on Spotify<ol class="list-node"><li class="list-item-node">Open your welcome email from&nbsp;Substack&nbsp;after becoming a paid subscriber.</li><li class="list-item-node">Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options.</li><li class="list-item-node">Tap 'Listen in Spotify'.</li><li class="list-item-node">You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to&nbsp;Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow.</li><li class="list-item-node">Spotify should then open automatically and Lise &amp; Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed.</li><li class="list-item-node">Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package.</li></ol>If it’s not showing up:<ul class="list-node"><li class="list-item-node">Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on&nbsp;Substack.</li><li class="list-item-node">Check your Spotify app is updated.</li><li class="list-item-node">Go back to the original&nbsp;Substack&nbsp;email and tap the Spotify link again.</li></ul>Still stuck?Visit&nbsp;Substack&nbsp;Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at&nbsp;Clearshot Digital (<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="link" href="https://clearshot.digital/">https://clearshot.digital/</a>)&nbsp;in Brisbane&nbsp;and they’re awesome

We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast 

www.liseandsarah.com.au

Lise and Sarah

We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast 

www.liseandsarah.com.au