Put One Foot In Front Of The Other
Meliss sings her anger in a Shirley Temple voice, uniting each other at comedy shows, the dislike for Little Foot, and how she wishes she had a wizard beard to hide her wrinkles. For a limited time you can go to your local grocery store, buy any case of Liquid Death Mountain Water, Flavored Sparkl…
Pockets and Pepito
Meliss laughs about her song "Pockets," talks about her special birthday, and reads her newsletter from her Puerto Rico trip. For a limited time you can go to your local grocery store, buy any case of Liquid Death Mountain Water, Flavored Sparkling Water, or Iced Tea and get $5 OFF instantly thro…
Cool Vibes and Vicks
Meliss laughs about a pancake story, the marathon tee shirt, what she's gonna be for Halloween and the days when you wake up knowing you're cool. Thank you to our sponsor, Liquid Death! For a limited time, you can head to your local grocery store, buy any case of Liquid Death Mountain Water, Fla…
A Barf Story
Meliss laughs at her barf while driving, saving dumb 2 dollar bills, and using exclamation points in emails and texts!
Monster Couple and One Undie
Meliss laughs and shares a gross new song she wrote called "Monster Couple," throwing away an old undie, honey, and more Mean Meliss.
Power Washing and Covid Walking
Meliss laughs about trying power-wash in real life, walking like a zombie during Covid, and the new beautiful iPhone ringtones!
Phone Echo and Stickers
Meliss laughs about being humbled hearing her voice echo on a phone call, how she leaves the new stickers on items she owns, and how she eats a burger.
Wires, Beans, and AC Nipple
Meliss laughs at all her exposed wires, the air conditioning nipples on planes, and wonders why beans pop in the microwave!
Playing Piano and Warm Up Fart
Meliss shares some songs she's learned on the piano, talks about a Vegas memory that left a stain on her soul, and the fart she had while warming up her vocal chords.
Um Boom Ba Bay
In this short episode, Meliss laughs at the scent of sunflowers in a vase, imagining how "Under Pressure" by Bowie and Queen was recorded in studio, and how her pubes are powerful.