There are a million people out there in the world. Two of them, Matt & Bowen, host this episode of Las Culturistas. Discussion topics include the RHOSLC trailer, the name "Bronwyn", learning to speak the languages of HBO's Industry, The Morning Show at the Emmys, how Jo Rowling is like Voldemort, and how sneezing feels better than cumming. Also, interrogating Heartstopper as millennial gay guys, Bowen's Interview magazine piece with Chappell Roan, the story of Matt & Bowen's worst fight, Addison Rae's Diet Pepsi, Delta Work's Diet Coke, and our very own hosts' dark fast food pasts. All this, Trump using AI Taylor, what "fanny" means in England, and the state of the Disney Villains. Take that wig off. You could never be me<3