Look man, oh I see you? Why why look over there? How is that? M yes, let's yeah, sing dong. Last Culture resays Paul. Can you believe the fog would come out of the abyss? Hey? Yeah, guys, we have a shirt. Okay you guys. UM give it up for our straight mail producers for thinking about them taking the fog machine. Yeah, throwing out the production value. They understand us fundamentally as um. We hold on model this shirt. We have someone who's rocking that. I don't think so many Last cultures this God Blast. Are they on sale? We're telling them. I think we're selling them today. Get your own for how much? It's okay, jeezy, didn't I know they're super cheap. Um, guys, thank you so much for coming. Thanks for coming. This is so exciting. This is part of the Brooklyn Podcast Festival podcast who Knew? Who Knew? I have a crush on another podcast. Yeah you were telling me about this. I developed a crush today on Pod Save America. So late. I literally before we did this podcast, I'd never listened to any podcasts, um, but so today I was like I actually fell into a wormhole. I fell into like one of those like Harvey Weinstein wormholes where I just I honestly was watching a lot of Ronan Pharao bits. Yeah, and I have developed a crush on Ronan Pharaoh. What a lovely little elf. Um, and I love him. And so I told Bowen I love him, and then off this fog. This is the insane kind of love. I feel like I'm like on the Jungle Cruise and Walt Disney World. Um, I love Ronan. And so I approached Bone with that information and I said, yeah, you better rock the hat and yeah, and what about okay, and then what did you say to So? I said, I think I love Ronan Farrell. I think I will marry him. And then I was like, his long term BF is one of the hosts of Pots of America John Lovett. And I said that won't do at all. And then I thought, I didn't know that Ronan Farrell was gay. Yeah, see, And then but I don't think he's out though, Okay, so is he one of those gays? Is he one of those gays? One of the journalist gays that's like Anderson Cooper, That's like, I can't be the story, so I can't, you know, come out. I have to have like interpreted, who are what is this impression? It? Actually it's kind of like a Ryan Murphy then, yeah, journalist Ryan Murphy. I'm gonna call star Jessica Parker as a giraffe and something. U so you love love it? I love them both. Now it's I'm fully in love with a couple. And also the other parts of American guys are hot to favrow the other John know who's the hot the V two shit, Um so guys, three of them. I mean, welcome Matt to the pots of America. Train hasn't been. There was another iteration of it called keeping its six. Well they should have kept in that's their first mistake. They were on a different network, and then they developed their own college Crooked Media. All right, it's a little of culture number four. You gotta keep the same name. Who here listens to the podcast? Thank you? Um, this is so exciting. We're doing another iteration of our classic fifty comedian I don't think so honey show. Now we've just come off of a very tumultuous, acrimonious time. For it was tumultuous for me, it was fucking great because I actually won cultuar so apau for me. So we did, was we pad ten of our own comedian teams against each other in their own I don't think so. Honey's Um I was roundly um ridiculed. Um uh, even even with my narrative that I pushed, which was I am an immigrant. I've come so far. People America didn't respond to that. And no, I think America will always respond to talent. Yeah, um, America will always respond to talent. That's atle of culture number sixty four. America will always respond to talent. Um, Kelly Clarkson. But you know, I can I conceded I were purple, Um, you were purple. No, I'm kidding. I'm making a Hillary Jack. Okay, So you guys, we're just gonna we're just gonna talk about a few pertinent pop culture things up top. Why not? Why not? Um? I love this year's Oscar race already. Um, it's so fun. It's the year of the Steadfast Mother, huge years. You've got fucking um what's her face? Well, Frances Oh yes, Francis mcdormand's three Billboards, three Billboards and ebbing this outside Ebbs. Yes, yes. Also Ladybird Mom, Ladybird momcal Queen Laurie Metcalf. You've got Alison Janny, Alison Janny now their steadfast mom with a parrot on her shoulder. What is the what is her character's name? Lavanna Lavanna? And it's a gag because the whole like, for a large portion of the movie, she's in an oxygen mask with a parrot on her shoulder, and she's chain smoke game and she's for real, that's really Tanya Harding's mom had a parent on the shoulder, oxygen mask and a cigarette. I can't make that's a bad bitch, a steadfast mother. Guys, Hollywood, huge, huge, huge Hollywood moment. Moms are having a huge Hollywood moment. I do about moms and tactically that made no sense. Um, well, I don't know. I I never get to really see the films because they cost money. Uh huh. But if there was one film I had to see, what would it be? Ladybird? Ladybird is great. Ladybird is so good, and um you know, like I guess there's like not a single person of color and Sacramento, but um, like it's a great movie. It's a great fucking movie. Even like you know, like I like Greta. I like gretatists. Fine, I don't remember a single fucking thing from Mtress America at all. Um. It was black and white. No that No, that that was Francis h um and zero point zero zero of for a movie. But this one, it's so good. It's so good. I cried twice. You cried two times. Cried two times, and they both times had to do with Lori. Oh, Matt Calf, Oh my god, she'll win an oscar. Maybe the car scene, that the drive the car scene, we know they know. Well, now it's a spoiler. No, it comes out. It's gonna make you cry. This guy's devastated, don't worry. Hands in the air, mouth open devastation. One time at a show, I spoiled the ending of Up in the Air. Oh, this was crazy. In college. He just ran out in his improv scene and fucking spoiled Up in the Air and the whole Yeah, what do you say? Vera spoiler alert for Up in the Air? Ver Vera Farmiga has a family at the end, she's married, so it's ruling the rule of culture number fifty. Vera Farmiga. She's not calcling up, that's all um. Oh my God, what else do you ruin that movie? Wait? Um, we're about we're about to ruin something else for everybody in the room. And he's so classic. Okay, So we got into a real fucking fight. We both cried on the phone because I ruined the song that they were lip sinking too and the RuPaul's Drag Race Season nine finale. We cried on the phone fighting because you stop you. I also I have this. You literally spoiled that, um so emotional, spoiled a good one. I spoiled bitch the other song, which was it's not right but it's okay. Yes, I almost said no about it's supposed to be here, which was not right. So anyway, what what lied? Right? Joel? Um, note, we have we have to break something to everybody. We have to break something to everybody is taking this, Joel told us this Lost culture Istas can now exclusively report not good that Haley Steinfeld voted for Trump. I don't think so, honey. Haley Steinfeld talking openly on the set of Pitch Perfect three about how she voted for Trump. Isn't that? And you know why? You know, I one word calabasas she's as she's a fucking California, fucking Republican. And I will say this, you know what song I fully get my life to. You can't anymore, you know, separate when I don't know anybody else, Separate yourself from the artist. No. But also, why wouldn't she come out and say that song was about masturbation because she's a fucking idiot. Trump. Look, Trump's masturbate two. That's actually a rule of culture number forty six. Trump's masturbas just for everybody, um, everybody. For clarity, when maddiceing plural Trump's he means Trump voters, Trumps. It's his shorthand. That's very confusing. I was just in Wisconsin and I came face to face with the Trump. But he was nice. It was so crazy. So some Trumps are actually really nice. They can intercept at the same So, okay, let's get into this, let's get into politics. This pot save America. Yeah, okay, what's up? What's up? A lot of Trumps also hate Paul Ryan. I'm not some of this is news to me because because Trump is like doing his whole like dick measuring thing with Paul and with Mitch. You know. Well, anyway, that was just that surprised me. So um yeah, lots going on for you, guys. It's good for you. Okay, I will continue to do this. So this is this is I don't think so honey love. That means if I don't like what I see, you'll get spray. No no, no, no, no no no no no, you guys, we aren't living in this new age of um. I did not think about this this way. Consent and different as long as the if the audience consents to being sprayed with the fucking water gun like you, guy's got his mouth open. I guess he wants to catch it off up. Okay, make some noise if you would, if you're okay with being sprayed with water. Okay, now make fast the bitch. Make some noise. If you're not okay with being sprayed with water. He's just gonna get a real bad um alright, So listen, guys, I don't think so honey live. Let's explain what the pill is happening. So fifty comics are about to get up here on this stage. Fifty fucking amazing comics. This is gonna be so cool. They're all gonna take one minute to rail against culture. I don't think so Honey is a part of our podcast. We Love It's where you You just you find that thing that's pissing you off in the pop culture lex A Cone and you just you you go for and yes, wow, that was eloquent um. And we're gonna bring up fifty people in groups of five. They're gonna be amazing. We're gonna be awarding our famous Lost Cultural estas Icon Award to a very special recipient. You will you'll all be very very pleased to know who it is. Going to have that person come to stay. But before before we get going with the show, we just want to talk to her old friends. She's done, she's she's been on the show every time we've done this live, just to catch up with us. We can't believe she's here. She's so generous person saying that whenever we have this show, she just ends up being in town, in town, and she's by coastal and God bless her. Um, please welcome Oscar nominated actress. Yeah, I believe. What do you know her from? Matt Oh, the kids are all right, I'm not gonna say what I was about to say. No, I have to say it now. So today on the other day on the Porns. Oh no, there was a scene from all right when Mark Ruffalo and Julianne Moore are doing it, and I think so, honey, Mark Ruffalo, I think we're gonna talk about how when a Net Benning and Julianne Moore watched the gay porn together. I love that Ruffalo baby. Okay, alright, but guys, um, she's she's a Hollywood legend. Please welcome to the stage. On Net Benning a NATS. So you look amazing? What is Oh no, I'm just wrapped. You're just just wrapped. I'm just wrapped. Well, this is radio, right, so I don't really have to get gussied up with, right, right, right, you know it's audio. There's people, but you know, no no cameras, right, no, there's no cameras. Um, and that are you you're you're not averse to cameras, are you? I mean, this is this is part of the business for you, being photographed, being seen, being on display. Yeah. Absolutely. You have to get comfortable. Yeah, you know because the camera, right is that Yes, there's a it's a mirror. Yes, So if you're not comfortable with you know, what's in the mirror. Good luck Rightwood, Hollywood, Um, what are you in town for? In it? Oh? It's kind of funny this. Um, this is a sweater, right, Yeah, it's a j Cruz sweater yea, and my the you know, we have someone who does who does the wash, right, so they put this in and they shouldn't have so it's kind of you know, balled up. But I use those kind of ruined cashmir scarves. So I'm here replacing this ruined sweater because there's a week right with Jake Crew, there's a week we do a sale and if you can get in there right before Thanksgiving, I mean, it's really kind of amazing they do they do they do their sale before Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's sort of secret. You know you can there's some buyers I know, and they tell you just for discounted prices, so you know, people just incorporate at Jay Crew like buyers. Amazing career. Yeah, you've had amazing you know, I don't want to have you out here. This is so amazing and rare that we get you. Um, special's really special. So you know you mentioned your career. You've been in this business a long time, so Bowen mentioned you know, we alluded to before, things that are going on. I just wondered if we could get some reaction from you, you know, obviously a respected veteran of the Hollywood film industry, Like, just some reaction from you on what's going on and what we can do in the future, you know, yeah, better for the future, playing for that. Well, so many this year stories from women, female driven stories, which who's in charge? Men? Men? Right, So that should change. That's actually that was actual the diplomatic answer. That's a really good answer. Wow, Now you've I believe you've worked you've worked with Harvey before and I have. Yeah, I think you've done some merrimax, you know pictures. A lot of people have worked with Harvey for sure. Yeah, what was your what was your experience working for him? You know, he is the money man and I'm an artist, so I tried to keep my distance from right, you know, the money. I just yeah, I do the work, yes, you know, because I show up on time. I do. Yes, it should be about the work, I agree. And then when you know you have terrible, really bad stuff happening. Yeah, right, right, talk about the stuff, talk about let's elaborate on the stuff. But there's a definite Have you been to Los Angeles in the last maybe two months thirty two months? No to two months to two months? We haven't. No, I can't say that. There's a definite kind of palpable thing in the air. Yeah, sort of. You know, people look kind of tenuous to you know, tiptoe Wow, everyone's tiptoeing. Everywhere you go down, everyone's just tiptoeing. Yeah, yeah, I understand what you're saying. In the drought so no one's driving, right, and the drought so no one's driving. Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, um, okay, well I'm nats. Thank you so much for why you're holding the micup as I forget I have it. Oh that's crazy because I did Shakespeare a few months years ago, and they do the law here. Oh, they do the talking. I'm used to talking up at my forehead. You're talking and bringing that. Where is that? You did? What's your experire? Play King Lear with the inimitable John Lithgow, John and Love John Leftgow? Yes, Yes, I played role. You played What's really a dream? Now? And I this has been very edifying And I got a nuts And what's your favorite wine? The winter here is dry? It's the coast, but it's still dresses. What's your favorite wine? If you could say, I've been really into these wines from Portugal that I know you're laughing because like Portugal, what why wine there? No, But if you think about it, the Loire Valley right in front. I don't know if you've been the Loire Valley in the last I haven't been to the Yes, the great wines there anyway, Yes, it's kind of in the same parallel. Oh, great there and then Portugals over there. Yes, well, depending on where I'm looking this way, but the audience would be that way, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's over there right right right? Do you know what? This is? Thrilling? Um? But I feel that while you're here, we should we should actually have you do what we how do you do the last two times, which is would you perform the national anthem of I don't think so, honey. Yes, this is a really amazing performer, so I just don't want to lose that opportunity. It's the national anthem of laws, culture rest us. We are not a nation, but we have an anthem shirt candidate. Um, all right, so I guess we should we should ask everyone to rise, Please rise, um, please rise for the anthem. Good to see you remove all hats. When you feel there are things in this world that you hate. When you feel are things you don't like, when you need to speak out and you need to shout, you must say whatever you like exactly. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, child. I don't think so Start to the bitch. Yes, I don't think so honey. I don't think so child. I don't think so bitch. Thank you, everybody have some respect that stunning is there? I wonder is there anything else? Is there anything else in that that you wanted to to say or do? Oh? Oh, oh my god? What's just in terms of recent events in my career, where it's been versus where it is now versus who's been kind of a long right the train? So let's just have a word for a former coach star. Yeah, I will sell this house today. Oh WHOA will tell this house today? Give it up for everybody? Wow? All right, So I believe it's time to get started here. But I don't think so honey. Love you guys, ready alright, so listen, I think as the winner of culture, I get to determine who goes first out of the two of us bone and I have to tell you your ass is gonna go first. But when, Yeah, did you prepare something? Or am I going to dive into this here bull that we carved? This is the troll bowl. Everyone has the option of preparing and I don't think it's money topic. We're diving into this troll bull, bitch, and this is randomly selected picks here. What do you want to do? So Trouble has topics that are hard to go negative on their universally beloved things, institutions, people, concepts, but designed to humiliate, are performed. You have to go negative, and so I think to demo the trouble, I will pick from the troll alright, bitch, go take your space, give it time already, do your phone. All right, So I'm picking. I'm picking one. I wrote all these and I'm very happy to okay, I have a good topic for you. Bowen, bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey. The ladies of Broadway, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, the ladies of Broadway. There are enough of you. There's no fucking shortage of rolls. Fuck. Barbara Cook's death was the best thing that ever happened to thea at her bitch. Look, I don't want the Philip Assues of the world just walking in being like, yes, I'll do this Roman Hamilton's, and then this Roman Emily, and then just cash out and spend the rest of my life in the fucking mal dives were the second way people go. I don't think so many the ladies of Broadway. Look, stop invading spaces that were meant for queer people. Fuck you, I don't need to see another walking in And the second time I've I've used that phrasing. Um God, there was a reason why in Shakespeare's day all the rules were play inside man. Fuck y'all. I don't think the Broadway bohen Yang arguing for her less women on the state, none of that. I meant, none of that. Oh my god, you're a piece of ship. Okay, Now this is Matt Rodgers is. I don't think, Sony, what are you gonna do? You have one? This is pre selected? You know what? I had a pre selected one, and it would it would be on theme of that. So should I do it? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do do it anyway. This is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so honey. People who say they don't like Lea Michelle, fuck yourself. I watched her interview on Chelsea Today, Chelsea Handler, and I like her. She's a real last pitch. You know what she said, which I cannot do a show. She doesn't like Thanksgiving. She don't like the food. Fucking I don't think so honey Thanksgiving. I don't think so honey. Any meat that I have to put gravy on in order to literally swallow, I don't think so honey. I think so honey, Liam Michelle for giving that, I don't think so honey. People who don't like Lea Michelle, you funked up your chance with John Graff, You queer. If you are trying to get to John Graff, you have to be able to go to the beach with Liam Michelle. Honestly, if you can't sit next to Leah Michelle on the beach, listen her talk about herself for fifteen minutes, just relax. Fuck you. Lia Michelle can send like a motherfucker. I fucking threw my back out on the B sixty one, listening to Lia Michelle's pop album five Seconds, Liam Michelle is firs you all lovely. Fuck you people who don't like Lia Michelle. That's one minute, wow, biting, biting, specificity. I love it. She's talented girl, She's a talented girl. Cannonballs. Somebody said to me one time, somebody goes. I was at a party with Liam Michelle and she was asking people for drugs. I was like, yeah, fun, that's fine. Drugs at a party, cool, Yeah, fucking burn the wish wanted to do drugs at a party. I don't think so, honey. Yeah, you're right, you're right. And Thanksgivings my favorite holiday. But the fuck you? Oh my god, I was I was gonna agree and say it's some you know, conventions of it are what are not necessary? Turkey? You like turkey? Okay, everyone relaxed. Turkey's fine and grady is unnecessary lubricant and it's delicious. So it's actually rule of culture number seven, Turkey gravy isn't necessary lubricant. All right, let's get this ship started. Yes, oh god one, everyone please welcome to the stage. Peggy Leary back Barry Beth, what you come at? George Sammers, Marie Fausta Washing, Oh my god, the hot groo. Come on, I mean they're all they're all hot. Let's not stop enough. Peggy. Peggy's up first, Give it up for Peggy, Hilaria, every put that out on if you wish, Peggy, is this gonna be a pre selected I don't think so. Maney do you want to draw from the troll ball? Look, I'm not going to take down a love person. Do my own thing, all right, this is Peggy Oliers. I don't think so, Honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Girls who only like tall man go fight yourself. What are you a roller coaster? You have a hype minum? Up? God, have your short guy. He is in it to win it. I'm a tall last bitch. He comes right here. I don't even kiss this fucking face because all you man, don't brush your teeth enough. Sec the titties. That's all I want. Also, when you're out in colored with when you're with them, you're just saying like this, this is he is loving that. Okay, listen. I like to be a dominant bitch outside the bedroom. So I like a short guy around and then in the bedroom. Those short men they get in deep, they fucking get excited. Ladies, you like a talk he's boring as funk? What is he like missionary? Oh? Is he into sports? Will funk yourself, Ladies and gentlemen. Fucking love me some short man. I'll be over by the bar. You can buy me a shot. Coming to the stage, very bad, bron this look this, look, look, this is all right. I'm doing pre selected, pre selected. Here we go, Mary Beth Brown, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People tell me who I have resting bitch face. I don't have resting bitch face because I'm never resting bitch. Why do you think I'm always wearing workout clothes because I am always on. I burned calories just by being me, honey. Should you the honor made the privilege to catch me sitting still between working out, writing, performing, and posting to my Instagram story. I want nothing but admiration from you, honey. This week, for the very third time, I was sitting in the show waiting for my turn, and the comic on stage stopped in the middle of their set to tell me that I looked pissed off. Shame on you if you think I was just sitting there looking pissed off when I was actually mentally crafting the perfect text to send to the guy who is currently ghosting me. Okay, because I waste no time. As I said, I am always on and much like gender, sexuality and time resting, bitch face is a constract. Honey, struck the landing. I love that. Come on, come on, what is the deal? It will be pre selected. This is George Russ. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The moth live storytelling of that? What are we doing? Live storytelling is not a genre? Okay? Oh, you think your story about losing your virginity at prom in the back of a Honda Civic fits into some larger narrative about the human condition, then why am I bored? I don't think so, honey. Why are you reading your diary in front of an audience in the back of an independent bookstore. I don't think so. Hannah Horvath dropping out of the I R. Writer workshop to go to the Moth. In the television show Girls, created by Lena Dunham, who I do not have the time to get into what doesn't deserve it. Have fun living in upstate New York with your son groverban five second and that's one that I don't think so, honey, your son Grover bitch. Everyone get fucking ready, Marie thousand, Yes, you better tie around your ways around? Yes, Marie? What do we think about this bowl? What? What do we think? What are we what are we doing? You putting salads in there? No? No, I am going to do something pre selected because I feel like you guys need to hear this. Okay, this is Marie fousands. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so. Anne Hathaway, you're boring, bland beige. They gave you Catwoman. If Missionary Style was a person, it would be Anne Hathaway. God, how do we go from Michelle Fippe is crazy ass? To Halle Berry you can't keep a man ass? To pan a thirty seconds princess story was cute. I don't have anything bad to say about that. The Devil wears proud of didn't need you, Anne Hathaway. Stanley TOUCHI gave you a makeover and you still look the same. Ain't enough banging in the wild to make you interested. She got a pixie cut and she still looked terrible. I feel like, what do you and that she was in the mis rock She yeah, she sung that little sad song, but she died. She got like chlamydia and died in like the birthday thinks, So, honey, Ye, closing out the screw be amazing. Sindy Washington, the luck the lucks, come on, come on, let us know keep it. She was hating on all of this. Alright, Wait, well, don't get into the pants real quick and a shoe. I came here, I came here for y'all. Alright, is it going to be pre selected or from the troll ball preselected? Okay, this is Sydney Washington's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Leonardo DiCaprio, we don't owe you ship for Titanic. You're not all that. Your face is all right, and your body is block. God worked on your face, but he was real lazy on that body. You're telling me everybody in Hollywood has apps except you. That's why they put you in the reference. They're like put a code on this dude. Thirty seconds. Who the hell does he think he is being on yachts with models who are tents. Meanwhile, he's a two, he's too You know what he looks like. He looks like lunchables. That's when he looks sicked. I don't even care if he as an oscar? Who care his acting ability? It's all right. You know who's amazing? Viola Davis, fine seconds. You know Meryl Streep. You know what those bitches have? Abbs honey. Leonardo DiCaprio call up for everybody in this group, Peggy Ole, Mary Pepperon, George Ever, Maray Folson, and Sydney Washington. Leo is a too to no apps inside, guys, let's welcome the next group. Yes, everyone, please welcome. Anna Royceman, Yes, Sean Braylon come on, Molly gaby On, Sam Reyes and Miss Kelsey Bailey. Yeah, first up, An roy come on. Yes, we are we doing trouble or are we doing topic? I'm gonna do a pre selected come on, and I wear? Can I wear the first to wear of the night? Yes? Looking good, it's so good, so good, it looks amazing. And now time starts now Okay, I don't think so, honey. Pigtails on adult women, Okay, hear me out. Okay, first of all, if you're over the age of eight, you're done. Okay, you don't need to wear pigtails anymore, all right, are you? Unless you're being Dorothy for Halloween? Right, or if you're like, I don't know, fucking Pippi long Stocking. Okay. Other than that, adult women should not wear pigtails. What do we want men to think? Like, it's okay to funk us six year old Oh my god, thirty second, we have enough of those guys already. Why give them more? Okay, I'm all for the ponytail wears, many fucking ponytails as you want in your life. But if you're over eight, stop wearing pigtails. Now. Here's the thing. Miley Cyrus made. What those like buns kind of cute, the pigtail buns. They're fine, They're okay, she's Miley Cyrus, that's fine, But honestly, like Harley Quinn was a fucking character, Okay, she's not a real woman. That's one minute. No pigtails. I don't wise that everybody coming to them like Mr John pray Law John Pray, Hi, John, John high handsome. What do we think about when we think about I don't think sonny, We think trouble, We think I have a priest select Okay, I know people prepared. This is Johns. I don't think so, honey. This is my truth, this is the truth. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Atheist, I'm coming for you. What to come? An? They show that's right. Oh, I'm so sorry that I believe in a higher power. Oh my God, excuse me for believing in love. I don't think so, honey. People who want to call the god the universe, get the hell out of here. The universe doesn't care about you. It is a void. There are asteroids flying out through spaces, black holes sucking up light. The only thing that cares about you is a higher being. Baby, I don't think so, honey. People who want to bring everybody down and think that they're so intellectual and smart, Hello, you have no idea how things were, So it's not too hard to say I believe in a god. If I thank you, baby, and listen, all of you agnostics, I'm okay with you. But just know that if you turn atheists I'm coming for you. Fuck rail up, He's coming for you. Atheists. Everyone. It is time for Molly Gabe. You're better fucking get ready, Molly. What's it gonna be a pre selected or trollball? I'm going for the trollball, Baby, I'll pick, I'll pay, I'll pick, I'll Here we go, Oh, here we go, Here we go, Molly Gaby. Your troll ball topic is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The time starts now. I don't think so, Marvel cinemat yours. Guess what. I don't like the Marvel cinemat at universe. You know what, I don't feel positively about UNI. I'm assuming that's somehow different from the dcall. I'm gonna say Batman is bad and Justice League is confusing? Where the second? Oh ship, Yeah, it's just gonna get really real. Whoa hey, I've never seen a cartoon in my life. That's right. Second, I'm sorry, I was popular in high school. I don't know how I became a comedy. Second, I was literally prom queen my game brand. Molly gave oh god, the hat that's symbolic. And now Sam Reese, yes, oh my god, yes, come on, yes, there you go. Now, Sam, are we doing a pre slect the topic or are we going into the troll bowl? Were pre select the right wear your shoes? This is Sam Ray says, I don't think so many time starts. Now, I don't think so. Honey boy walking down the sidewalk reading a big gass book. What are you doing? Put the book away? What do you think you are, Belle? You are not odd, You're rude. Okay, I put the book down there. A third is seven thousand of us walking down the fucking sidewalk every day. Our assholes are literally touching, and you're reading a fucking book. I saw what you did. You knocked into a lady and you gave her elbow a little paper cut. And you know what you did. You whisper apologized and kept reading. Okay, And I have to tell you that whisper apologizing is reserved for women in the sales section of an anthropology. That's what we do, and we bump into each other. I'm sorry, bitch, if you don't put that book away, Harry Potter in the chamber of my asshole are coming for you. That's one minute, Samoris, Sam Race, you're not odd, your rude you're not Belle. Everyone giving up Kelsey Bello, Kelsey's wearing it. Kelsey is going to be pre selected or trouble. I'll be doing pre selected, thank you very very much. Kelsey Bailey's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Two in one shampoo. That's right. I'm up here. I'm taking down big shampoo. Okay, who do you think you are? I have spent thirty years trying to figure this ship out, and you're trying to come up when we have a dollop of fucking Frederick Kai, Come and tell me that I know what I'm doing. Okay, let's said, what are you trying to do? Save me time? I'm trying to be a professional improviser as a career thirty seconds of all the time in the fucking world. I don't have people knocking down my door telling me I have to take a shower in one minute because I booked. What that's gonna a gay man or straight woman who only hangs out with gay men in the year. We all have a process. Okay. I am serving you Italian, Irish, Pennsylvania, Dutch realness on this head. Okay, and who are you to erase my narrative? Okay, I think two and one shampoo is part of the patriarchy and I will not stand for it on my head. And that's one. Everyone coming up for this grove. That a Roismann, Praillly Gaby, every Kelsey Bailey have some respect. Unbelievable, Oh my god. And one were boers out here. Guys, welcome the next group, Lulu Cross. It's Ben Kling, Come on, it's tearing angle hard Gen Keith and Dwayne Parks. Yes, decadence from all legends. Everyone coming in out with the beers. Alright, so it is time for Lulu Crouse. Let's go. Yes, this look, I love it. I love it, selected, pre selected. There you go. This is Lulu Cross. I don't think so honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. About savory combinations of yogurt. I don't ever want to be faced with the option of pairing plain Greek yogurt with savory condiments like balsamic vinegar or olive oil, or heirloom tomatoes or basil or is that todd or I am not walking into a flagship Chobani location or anything other than a fucking sweet treat of yogurt with collectible mangoes and chocolate flakes and tiles of honey. And to every single person who's ordered a plain yogurt mixed with sundried tomatoes and chickpeap spread, fuck you and ma'am, I see that you've ordered an Excel of yogurt, and that's only to make your hand look smaller for your picture with it. No one's eating an Excel portion of yogurt. No one should be eating an Excel portion of yogurt. No one should beating excel portion of yogurt that's mixed with olive topana. I don't think so, honey, savor combinations of yogurt and that one, Oh my god, there was something so gracefully restrained. It was just like, oh my gosh, hot lulacross. Guys, welcome to the stage. Bend cling him, ben, Hi, how's it going? Hi? Hi? Going to be pre selected or trouble pre selected? Okay, okay, that this has been klings. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who say I'm a little bit o c D. I don't like it when the teacher doesn't erase the whole board. I'm a little bit o c D. I organized my apps by color. I'm a little bit o c D. Oh, I absolutely have to wash my hands after I take a ship. I'm kind of O c D. You know, obsessive and compulsive are already words. You don't have to say. I'm a little bit o c D. The D is a superlative. That's like sticking your finger in lukewarm water and sing it's a little bit boiling. You need to earn your D. There are there's you know, the handwatching Mara bad sure, but then there's also that you can't keep a roommate may badge, and the literally can't skip any songs on shuffle because you've personified songs and feel like if you skip them, you're sending them to song hell Mara bade, Oh my god. Seconds and you know, while we're up here, I don't think so, honey. People who say, oh, small spaces make me claustrophobic, they make you anxious. Claustrophobia is what that's called. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Also, pe who, I don't have anything left. I literally have a c D. And that's all I thought. If you literally had no c D, you have to earn your date to earn your D rule number seven of culture. You have to earn your guys. Please welcome to the stage. Tear at angle. Okay, God, here we go with the reductress sweatshirts. Yeah, okay, what do we think are we doing? There? We doing reselected, relected. This is taran ingle hearts. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, yeah, I don't think so, honey. Cruises I don't think so. I hate them so much. I've never been on one, but they make me so mad because they're just big c jails with WiFi and you can't just get off a cruise whenever you want. You literally can't leave. It's a nightmare, and it's supposed to be a vacation. It's like saying, oh, I want all the family friendly fun of Disneyland, but I wanted in the middle of the ocean, where the only way I can leave is if I kill myself. I don't think so. Cruises, no, thank you. Also, they're too expensive. I don't want to pay eight thousand dollars to write a form of transport that we have technologically advanced beyond. Shouldn't still be writing ships. It's like pack two hundred dollars to take a ship in a wheelbarrow. Thank you, honey. Also of women die on cruises. Even if your single end on land, your husband will throw you overboard and say you went missing. No, thank you, I'm not dying. You can't make me. Fuck you cruises. Oh my god, that's time. You can't make me. Everyone is time for jen Keep Jan, yes, Jan Jan, the winner of last I don't think so, honey, raffle, And here she is making her amazing return. Come on, Jenn is gonna be selected or trollball pre selected? This is Jenks. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Where where I'm sorry, where are the lesbians on the Lost Culture East this podcast? I don't think so, honey. In the time that has taken to have every alum that is hammer Cats adjacent, we've had I don't know, maybe three, maybe three? Have you heard of Sydney Washington, Emma Willman, Morgan Miller, I don't know, Ellen Degenerous, Color, Reggie Rocket, Francine Frensky. These are all options, guys, I'm just gonna keep rattling off. I don't know, Kendall Jenner. We're waiting, Kendall, we are waiting Bone and mat I kid give you some tips about where to find him. And that's one minute. Oh my god, should be so shame. I don't think so. I think we have to accept that because you know, we were taking a task. We will address this on the podcast. No, guys, give it up for jen Kee and welcome Dwayne Parking and see Perkins. Dwayne, Oh my god, oh oh fashion fashion guys. Let's just take let's just take it in bit. Yes, yes, yes, when the hood pops up, is it going to be pre selected or trollball? Okay, because his Dwayne Perkins is I don't think so, honey, his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. White gazet your trash, crash, trash, trash, trash, the culture, trash, the club's offbeat, the oppression, barely bitch. White gays are like straight white men, just wrapped in legs, sassy tweets, RuPaul drag racing, glittery gentrification. It does differ. An entire group of people thought that a witty reference about Karry Coon was a personality. Fifteen seconds. Bears, trash, twinks, trash otters, trash Republicans, your parents five seconds. White Gates are trash and blogging garbage bags, which are black like the culture that they appropriate in an unseasoned fashion. At Perkins, you know what, loved it, loved it, Oh my god, and you have to you have to accept. So see that was the That was also the curse of Anne Hathaway, who was a gay brother. She has a white gay brother and she is haunting the space. And guys, give it up for this group. Paren Anglehart, Jen Cap Perkins. Unbelievable. Let's get this next group up here. Everyone please welcome Gabby Hornets, Emily All God, Rusher go BLOOHI, Gordon, Josh, Daniel. Can I tell you this is the group we call the Vocalistas. This is all singers. Are all singers, guys, all right? First, they got the notes, they got the notes. This is Gabby Hornet, Yes, okay, Sean bre Yeah, put it on, put it on, put it on. Important cultural moment when the Spice Girls said that Gabby, yeah, is it gonna be pre selected or trollball? Okay? And here we go, Gabby Hornets, I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who disrespect Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child just don't think so honey. Okay, she is at one third of the iconic girl group Destiny's Child, and she deserves our respect, every last one of us. Okay, is she perfect? No? Did she bounced out of that Super Bowl chap door like teeter around? Yes? Did she fall on stage? And Kelly Michelle kept going, maybe, yes she did. There's video footage, but that's okay. She's an icon, Okay. And when will your faith do what she's done? When will your faith go head to head in a rift battle with Beyonce and the Bridge of Survivor? You know what I'm talking about? Who? No, your faith could never And honestly, she is she You know what? I don't want to hear it with your hashtag poor Michelle. I don't think so many poor Michelle rich, Michelle, multifaceted Michelle, Birth of Time Michelle. So honey, if you appreciate Mistell Williams, the one and only miss, I don't think so honey. Oh my god, I'm not hearing it, not spirrified it. I can't say, you know, when Jesus say yes, nobody can say no. Oh my god, guys, please give it up for Emily. All god, Emily, did you see me bash my tooth on the mic? Oh? Yes, thing? Um, yes, pre selected Okay, they can't prepare is Emily? All Gods, I don't think so honey. Her time starts now. Um, I don't think, so honey. Soup I said it. I'm sorry. This bowl of motion is supposed to be a full meal. I don't beck and think so. Last I check soup was a liquid. It's like a worse water. Okay, It's like mud after a rain storm. It's like jeez, man, And just like jeez, it's completely fucking useless to me. I can think, so honey, and I don't want to hear it with those people there. Oh, but soup warms me in the colder months. First of all, call it winter, okay, term it has worked for centuries, and I don't want to get hear it about cold soups. Okay. Guess bacco can suck mynd dick. Okay. And I can say that because I know her. I don't know her soup is not exciting. Soup is dull and I hated. I don't think so honey, soup god, and I have to reveal soup is in the trouble. Fression is as freshielievable. Give it up. We're a guy A come on, guya ga ga tell us, yes, fashion, yes, tell us about whether you're going to do a topic or the trouble. I am going to do a preselective Okay, this is guya. I don't think so hony. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. People who don't spend every day being sad about the cancelation of cash Cab. Let me tell you the things that make up a great TV show, Okay, A quirky but lovable central character, a backdrop of New York City. Uh, you know, someone's root for without having to hear some fucking sob story about how they had to drop out of college to help their dying mother or something whatever, Ashley, everybody's life is hard anyway. Okay, So it also not just talking about cash Cab New York. Also Catch up Chicago, because you know what that has a woman cab drivers really important to have representation on TV. If you're telling me you'd rather watch Game of Thrones, Like, what did you ever learn from that show? How to touch butts with your brother? Cash guy was canceled in twelve and you know what happened? Elect your president and you don't happen after that, everybody got stupid. Oh my god, that was like when your best friend tells you a crushing secret. I didn't realize it got canceled. Oh my god, I didn't even know this guy was gagged. This guy he broke his heart broke. I watched the break. Okay, O, my god, Welcome to the stage, Ali Garden class the honey, Oh they're they're new. I'm really thank you so much for Ali calls. I don't think so, honey. Not people noticing your boots. No, that's not what did the priests. It is pre select Gordon. I don't think her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Real little kids playing kid roles and Broadway musicals. If I pay two hundred and fifty dollars for a premium Broadway ticket and I get to my seat and I sit down, and I opened the playbelt, and I see the headshot of a little fucking kid. I'm a lot like fucking Firstly, because the only difference between a little kid and somebody like me and a Broadway musical is they're allowed to pay me less money, so why don't they do it? Second Secondly is because if there's a kid who has a lead in a Broadway musical, it's not really one kid. It's like three or four kids all sharing the role, and there's always one kid who's really fucking good, and lots of the kids all really suck, but you're not allowed to say it because their kids, and that would be rude. I don't think so, honey. Also, every little kid who knows how to sing, even the best kid who knows how to sing, knows that they are a little kid who knows how to sing, and they all sing with the same smug look of self satisfaction on five sectors, much like the woman at your office who was always bragging about being good at karaoke. I don't think so. Yes, yes, yes, oh that was that was amongst the amongst the best, most of the best, best, breathless guys. Please give it up, Josh Daniel. Look at this jacket. The jacket will give me life for the rest of my days. My god, this is the only thing that I didn't buy for this podcast taping. Everything else is purchased you, the viewing audience. Yes, podcast, a visual media podcast, our visual Josh. I'll be doing a pre selected topic. We're doing a trollball topic. We're doing pre selective okay, Josh Daniel. I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Artisanal singing, yes, artisanal singing. You know what I'm talking about. I'm looking at you, you Indi Zoe Deschanel, bitches with your amorphous vowels and your vocal fry, and you're like I, I like bitch. I did not go thirty dollars into crippling student loan debt to compellingly played Jack and into the woods and win a Lori Beachman Award for Vocal Excellence. To listen to your bitch ass Nebulous Schwai said, I think so, Hattie. And there's always women of color underrepresented in this community, but this is the one community in which they're underrepresented for a good reason, because they give me a full belt. That's right, white girls, I'm looking at us, and everyone's on trial. So release your da sing from your puss, lift your soft palette like you're sing my bantu in d and funk artistmas singing. Fuck it. I don't think so. Yeah. Oh my god, Grace Vanderwall, fuck Grace. Oh my god, you guys fucking this group. Give it up right now, Gabby hor Emily Old, Ali, Josh Daniel, Oh my god, the Vocalistas came for it. Guys. This is gonna be the last group of the first half. So give it up for Ryan Haydy, give it up for Yoni Litton, give it up for Brandis Canal, Joe Ki, Kim Booster. Oh my god, the fashions these boys, all right, so it's time Ryan, Yes, connect with each other. Connect. Oh my god, family here, this is fine, Oh my god podcast our official guys. I'm gonna say half the group is gay, half the group is straight. You guys figure it out. Okay, right, Ryan, you go up to the lady, Okay, Sonny, Ryan Haydy here we go. Alright, So Ryan, talk to me about whether we're doing a pre slighter topic or a trouble time topic. Um, Matt, we tonight, we all of us here. Um, you know, we're going to do a troll. Wow, how did it feel special? It's very special. Okay, here we go. I'm picking it out. No, it can't be this. It's literally soup. It can't it can't be that because we already had. This is the first one. I love soups. So I made a soup that turned into a pasta. Have you ever had that? No? I did it. That's amazing. That sounds good, right, it was really good. I want to talk about that at the intermission. Ryan Haney, your I don't think so, honey. Topic is and this is good little League and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, little League, I don't think so. Giving boys real hope about making it in the big league. It's not a baseball game. You got some drunk gass dad up there throwing softballs and you're cracking out of the park, and all of a sudden, you think you own the world. I don't think so, honey. That's leading to what we call toxic masculinity. I don't think so, honey. Letting some sixteen year old get up on the mound and smoke a bunch of eight year olds with a fastball. We don't need to see that. I don't think so, honey, little League on ESPN seconds. There are real sports we could be watching. There are grown ass people who are at the top of their athletic game currently competing, and I don't need to see Bobby like bobbling in field. Fly That's okay, And now it is time for you Loton, come on you. Yes, Madam Bowen, I just want to say I'm such a big fans that I made my own had put it on. Yes, I tried to make the feather as big as possible. My god, this is beautiful. Thank you? You like my hand? Yes, it's literally such a guy. It's so good. All right? So are we doing? I love that it has a fucking strap? All right? All right? Are we doing? I have a wild jaw. Are we doing a pre selected topic or trouball topic? You know what? I want the people to decide, you know what they'll say, trouble, trouble the den of the ball. Bets say, Kenny also did the same thing in the first show, but shout out bet to Kenny, and they also, alright, not ready, We're going to dive in. And you're topic is oh god, okay, you know, I don't think the money topic is the word sassy, okay, and you only I don't think some honey on the word sassy starts now, I don't think so honey, the words sassy, that's like homophobic, right, yes, it's like what the fuck are you trying to imply? Just saying like mean, I don't know what the fox sassy is. I don't even know what the fox sassy is. I honestly do not know what the fox sassy is? What does it mean having attitude? Fuck shaming that you should have attitude? Yes, you you want to defend, and if that correlates to being sassy, then you know what? Be sassy? Own it? Fox fuck making? You know what fun words representing things? You know what describing words? Second, don't be fucking words be it. That's what I have to say. Live your life, do what you want to do. Don't let a word describe five seconds, what the funk you are? I honestly don't know what says he iss. Wow. The only way to be woke is to not know what words means. That's what we've learned. God blessed you. Right, So here we go. Stay from l A. It's Brendon now, yes, yes, today, yes, Hello? Is it going to be pre selected or trouble um pre selected? Okay, this is Brendan's canals. I don't think so honey has starts. So now I live in l A and New Yorkers traveling, I don't think so honey. Okay, all of you, I'm coming for you. First of all, stop complaining about driving. Okay, everybody fucking does it. The subway is not that great. I gotta push notification about it today that it's breaking down. Okay, at least in a car. If you sit and ship, it's yours and you're sad, but it's fine. Okay. Second, who cares about pizza? All right, I'm from l A. I haven't had gluten in five fucking years. Okay. If I eat cheese, my insights will explode. Today I woke up, had to scoop a collage and powder a little bit of cheese seeds and three and a half grands of cocaine. Alright, fuck you New York. Oh. And also here's something stop saying I'll move to l A when my career demands it. You, we don't care if you're they're or not. You know, what nobody wants to read? Your script about a girl who moves from Bushwick to flat Bush moved, l A make a script about somebody who moves from West Hollywood to super Lay And that's one man town down beautiful god blast ignore, that's Brendon's Canalal guys, that is oh my god, I mean yeah. And now the Simon Cowell of culture please welcome Joel Kim boost Yes, oh okay, And it's Doc Martin's and his jumps you what's it gonna be? Do you think? Okay? Um, I'm scared, but I'm a student of the form and I think to be really good, you gotta go with the trollball. But I, like Yoni don't know a lot of words, so we'll see. Also, Matt fully did spoil the drag Race finale for me as well. Um, I won't accept all right, here we go, Okay, Joel you're I don't think so, honey. Topic is the incredible Kate Bland chat and Joel Kim boosters. I don't think so many times starts now, I don't think so, honey. Kate blanch checked break some color to that goddamn pale ass face. I don't think so, honey. You are a low rent Meryl Street at Bell showing up in a Marvel movie. I don't think so, honey. Who is that for the nerds who grew up loving notes on a scandal? I don't think so, honey. We didn't need you there. Go back to the street prestige dramas where you belong. Okay. Second, I don't think so, Colladry, I'll showing up in a Lord of the Rings movie to talk down to those hobbits like they don't know that the Ring is already a big deal. Okay, you could resist the Ring. You with your flowing blonde locks. I don't think so, honey, with your arian looks, and you're amazing acting style, I don't think so, honey. Kay Planchet, you're done after the form Booster. If you're really good, you gotta go for it. Everyone give it up for this group. Ryan Hey, Brandon Skin, Joel Kim Booster. Now al right, before, yes, come on, before we close out this first half, we are pleased to award our lost culture rest Us Icon Award. Yes, the winner of culture War. I mean, he just won't go away, bitch. So he's already a two time recipient of this award, but for a third time tonight, what oh my god, for a third time tonight we are honoring his contributions to the forum. Please welcome to the stage and rise for Mr Patty. Alright, sit down, sit down. I just want to say, um, awards are so silly, and titles are so silly. Words aren't silly? Microphone stage is all of this is silly. I don't need fame or want it. Okay, And with that patch, do you have acted a topic? This smoke is out of this unbelievable? Do I? Because I want to say that this is the first time I've ever worn chumbre. This can't be the first, but I'm having an experience on it where I thought I looked amazing, and then I took a pick and I was like, I didn't love the way it hung, but I love I was. I was specifically talking about you in this miss Oh No, I know, but I'm talking about I ever want to see. Okay, um wait, I feel like this might affect kind of my ability to connect with Yeah, okay, so all right, so let's just banterer for a bit. As the smoke clears up, I have to But like everybody see Pat, okay, okay, looking looks I look amazing at someone's here. It's time, Pat, Is it going to be pre selected or trouble? I know that I've never done trouble, and so I'm gonna just to continue having never done trouble. Um, and I'm going to do a pre slected topic perfect. And you would please just to lead by example as an Icon Award winner and wear that absolutely because you're the only person we're going to specifically request to wear No, and I didn't mean to not wear it. What a good choice to put it on like the way you did backwards. First of all, then you'rever acknowledging that everything I do on stage it's a choice. Um. A lot of people forget that. All right, So Cat, you're the Icon Award winner for a third time, the winner of coulch War. And by the way, we're gonna get you that hundred dollar Venmo cash prize real soon, whenever you're ready. Whenever you're ready, it's just gonna come into installments because that's the way, that's how it contractually. I don't care because I'm rich. But whenever you can get object to Pat Regan and his I don't think so honey. Time starts now, Okay, I don't think so honey. People who when you tell them you're tired but you feel like you got sleep, they say, well, maybe you're getting too much sleep. I don't think so, honey. I think so bit Like who's getting too much sleep? It's seen. This is a world of horrors. You can sleep for twenty four hours straight and nap in between, and you will not be getting too much sleep. And I'm coming to you in a moment of ownerable ability and you're giving me this gas lighting bullshit like, yeah, I'm feeling very, very tired, maybe I should sleep last. Thank you. You're a victim blamer and you're an asshole, and you're making me feel fucking crazy. So what you can have a little like iota it was a periority with your goddamn pseudo medicine bullshit. That's not a thing. Like if you sleep, then you become less tired. That's how sleep work. I know everyone's tired. I have made this choice to come to you because I'm specifically tired. I'm trying to connect with you over that, and you're gonna make me feel like a goddamn learned to villain. I don't think so, honey, I don't think so many people who when you say I'm tired but I've been getting sleep, they say, well, maybe you're getting too my good man, give it up for time. Kind of want to five executive time, guys, We are now gonna take a pre five minute intermission and we'll see about Gotta drink and tip your tenders fire forever. This has been a Forever Dog production, executive produced by Brett Bohum, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team, and liking our page on Facebook.