Forever. Look man, oh, I see you my line and look over there. How is that culture? Yes? Goodness Dan last culturess calling? Oh oh my god, wow we heard we heard my ask how you were and you sounded well. Everyone sounds good. I got it. You won't mind me saying this. Right before we came on stage and Matt said the words I feel like my ass is wet? Hey, I mind? You mind? Well? Okay, wait. You were like, I can't believe you've done it. You know, you know this is what it was. It was like, is my ask sweat? I feel like my butt is sweaty? And I was like, I can't be the one day answer. I can't believe I'm being confronted with this. By the way, the first thing I was gonna say is are there any kids here? Because it's an high kid um, oh you two kids. You are on the front. The kids are on the front. That's I was gonna be like, can we curse? But he went into butthole humor. There's you know, right off the top, there's graffiti on the bathroom stall. We can curse, right yeah, kids, we could say we could say a heck and like the word liar I'm gonna say ass. I'm gonna say as he is already launching into all this ass butt centric stuff. I can confirm that I had a question before about whether or not my butt was sweating. I feel that it's not just in case anyone's like interested later. Oh, did anyone wants seasoning on their doughnut? I am so sorry? How old? How old? How old you're You're not a kid? Now, she's a zygo ah? Are you looking forward to graduate? This night is about you? Now? Hi? No, it's it's so embarrassing. Or are you fucking living for it's so embarrassing that my whole life is ahead of me. No, it's humiliating. I was born in two thousand one. That's cool. You are as old as the movie Glitter. That's true. And you know what that means. You don't know Mariah before? Oh and you missed out, so you might have your youth. But I know Maria before. That's and no one can take that away from you. What is your name, Liz? And when? What's your friend's name? Hilla? There's seven teen? Are you graduating the same year as Lez? You graduate? Okay? Hold on, oh my god, Now it's just fascinating. So you are a graduate yet younger than Liz. Does this mean that you know Liz is not you know, it's not happening up here? Or are you just like super Bella, like you're a super brollo. Okay, so you just you graduated high school that despite being too young to do so. Your mom is an agent? Your mom is Asian? Yeah, my mom was Asian. My mom is Asian, and I'm his mom's Asian and he's a piece of ship. It's not it's not a reason. When did you Asian moms have been a crutch for too long for overachieving teenagers, and we have to put a stop to it. That's cool, Bella, What do you are you like taking a year off? Are you in school still? Are you? We're in school? To school? Here? Where do you go to school? Yeah? Sleigh shoreline shore line? Hey, um, I'm getting a vibe about shoreline. Shoreline is like, we're all let me who here goes to shoreline? Who here's the shore line? Alum? Why did you cheer for shoreline? Then? I saw you make noise for shoreline. Shoreline is great, just supporting it, supporting its existence. That's great. That's great. Is it by the shore? Yeah? Yeah, sort of. No, they should change their name in is is a shore has to be on salt water? Right? No? Okay, this is a person who English is his third language. He's far small other than me. He's I grew to landlocked state. I don't know these these water terms. You can go right up to the edge of the lake and guess I can bet your bottom dollar that's the shore. They're like, oh yeah, lake Shore is like such a fun high school name. Like I go to Lake Shore, I go to but like, can you can you be? Like? Can you be? Like I go to I go to Estuary Shore High School? Like I feel like shore only applies to like a limited amount of limited bodies of water. I don't think that's true. I think we've proven who fucking thinks that? Sure? I could be anything? A thank you for did someone boo that someone has a big opinions about the shore? Okay? Um? Oh, speaking of the water. Um. I take Matt to Pike Place and we round the corner. He sees the public market sign and then he what He says, what did you say? I said, that's where Meredith Gray fell. But that is not where Meredith Gray fell. That's where she fell off the boat. She fell off like Pere fifty two, right, she like fell off where there's a day snapping. So I think I'm right, we're getting pure specific here. I feel like she she she she fell at the on the ocean side, not the now. Okay, so we should just ask who here likes Craze Anatomy? Who here like liked it? You know what I mean? Okay, the rest of you like you're Seattle people, but but you don't care about Grace only the first season? Cool, it got better in the second. I don't see Seattle has like a complicated relationship with Grace. And I understand that. Now, why does Seattle have a complicated relationship with Grays? Of course, Liz and Bella, you know you probably were zygotic when um that show was on. But you know, I just feel like Graze is still good? What's that? It's still good? Joe? Who the hell is Joe? The Okay, the photographer is giving us scuff. I don't know about this. I know this is fine now, I hear that here. This is this is what's happening on Gray's Anatomy right now, to my knowledge, a ripped hot Asian doctor is dating is gay, and uh is for some reason, madly in love with and I met and Jake Brelli is a lovely actor and a lovely person, but he plays this dweebish O'Malley two point oh the type of doctor and somehow they end up together, and I'm like, yea, how it works? Well, you're right, I mean I think that what television should be doing is setting realistic standards. Hot people only date other hot people. That's just the Truth's Um, I'm sorry, there's no joke there. It was only reality. Okay, Um god, I really like Seattle a lot so far. I like it. I like it very much. Um. I just think, like, you have a beautiful pier there in Gray's Anatomy. Should have used it more because it only was in the one scene where Meredith Gray fell And just for you know, those of you who don't know, she fell into the water died, but her ghost mom said you're not dead, and then she came back. That's what happened, and and and that is Gray's Anatomy. Oh my god, I can't believe you started this thing out by by calling my wet butt. Okay, all right, well let's let's let's just like level the the whatever I will. How about you you say something embarrassing that I've said it to you recently, or that I've done on this trap. Okay, well now there's kids. No, no, you're eighteen, right, Okay, so I'm gonna do some grinder humor. Oh yeah, what'ever here? Bowen? I don't know, just a black abyss Like there's like nothing over here to me. I'm going to say it to them so I don't have to look at these eighteen year olds in the eyes when I say Bowen. So far in the hookup standings of our tour, bo one has a big one and I have a big goose egg which is zero kids. Um, And you know, I'm just saying, like, this is really not embarrassing for you. I'm I'm thrilled that you have you know. He Um? He had a large Penis that what'ying? Stop it? He the biggest The most remarkable thing about him was that he was just this this lovely, lovely nerdy boy. This is sort of like a narrative of Gray's animal. He takes off his flannel, he wears a college of Chemistry University of California, Berkeley shirt very specific. I was like, I was like, what do you do? And he he goes, Oh, I work in Hillsboro. I I'm an engineer. I'd make computer chips for until I was like okay, and then afterwards I was like, so are you gonna go because he's just gotten off of work he works nights. And then I was like, are you gonna go home and sleep now? And he goes, no, I'm a musician, so I'm gonna I'm gonna practice my music. I was like, oh, that's so cool. What do you play? And he goes and this is not this is not pejorative or stigmatizing at all. He said, I played the clarinets, and I was like, adorable, unadulterated person. And that's it. That's you know what it wasn't about. Well, what he told me was his huge That's what I remember. I mean I sort of remember this clarinet part, but yeah, anyway, god what else? So? Who here? Um? Listens to the podcast Last Culture Cool? Who here? Has no idea? Who the hell we are? Who here does make some noise if you don't know us? Great, Hi? Who here is? Who's here? Because they're fan of Bowen Yang's lip sync videos online. That's thank you who's here because they've seen Matt's. They're not gonna you Army Hammer and make him uncomfortable. Oh you have, Well you didn't see the good part. The good part was, he said. So I went to Sundance and did interviews with soleb including Army Hammer. We love Army. He is more handsome in person than on the screen, if you can believe. And it's actually a rule of culture um number nine the screen and ten beauty um, but not in this case. He's very handsome in person. And I said to him during the interview, have you met any celebrities that have gagged you or have you know, like you know, star struck you? And he said, well, you know, I met Robert Redford last night and I said, oh, that would be fun to watch you the handsome actor of today, me and Robert Redford, the handsome actor of yesterday. And he said, well, I don't know about that, and I said I do. And we sat in silence for about fifteen twenty seconds. It was him and Zasci Beats from Atlanta, and she did not help with the silence. She kind of we all sat in the silence together and I was like cool, so by and then I don't know that part didn't make it to air, probably because he threatened to He threatened to sue if we put that out. Army, Army, arm He's a very handsome guy, you know, I would imagine he this wasn't the first time he's been told he's handsome, but he acted like it was sure. These handsome people, very precious who here is handsome? Yeah, that's cool. Seattle's Seattle's a hot town. Do you guys find that when you walk around? You think it's full of hot people here? Do you think? So? I think I think Seattle. Well, Seattle has this like identity to it that like not a lot of cities like I you go to I'm from Denver. You go to Denver and like a lot of us, a lot of duds. It's just like snowboarders. And now it's like potheads, which is beautiful and then and now but that's no longer. It's novelty anymore either, Like you have it here. You know, you say, you say you smoke weed, and everyone's like, yea cool, Yeah, that's exactly what they say. No, one thinks it's cool anymore to smoke weed. Everyone's just doing it Seattle, but Seattle. It's like, you know, you say I'm going to Seattle, and then you think and then like immediately like black hole sun plays in my head and I'm like, yeah, we we were, we were. We were talking about this in the car on the way over on the way to the airport this morning. Just that that little that just that that tambre of voices really cool, like the Creed, your black hole your Yeah, we were revisiting Creed today. So a friend of ours met Rob Thomas from Matchbox and we were kind of gagged by that because I hadn't thought of Rob Thomas from matchbocks twenty and about fifteen years, almost as old as Liz, And yeah, do you know who Rob Thomas of Matchbox twenty is. You've seen memes about Moved by Santana. What are the memes? What are the memes? There's a picture that's going around with a guy wearing a T shirt in the back on the back of a T shirt that's actually a really good shirt. Actually actually it's not, because like there's no set up to that punchline. You know what I'm saying, no. I think the fact of the matter is it's dumb, and I think that's why it's good. Is it just the words? Is there still from the music video where I think he's outside of the city or totally totally totally? Shirts are so many times there's things on the front of shirts as well as the back. That's actually a rule of culture. Number so many times there's words on the back of the shirt as well as the front. We have some merch for sale not here online, but if you want a shirt that says Taylor Swift, you can buy that. Um, if you want a shirt that says fruit is what candy is based on, you can buy that. Sorts of dumb, ships of dumb. So we print on things, okay, And now, how are the kids ingesting culture? What's the media diet for the kids these days? Is it just purely memes? It's just impact font with a with a black stroke on it in white. You can't sower this. You seem to AirPods air pod culture. Air pod is not media though, you know what I'm saying. An AirPod is a device. This photographer is crazy. Yeah, you're eighteen too, what very a project you gotta. I know it's all ages, but these eighteen year olds are are just giving a sass. We love and they came all the way to the front with their AirPods and their cameras and their advanced education community Maryline communities. Listen, who here is over the age of eighteen? Who here is eighteen or younger? Got it? Okay, so they're they're just in the front of it. That's so cool. Um, this is fun. This is this is fun. This is like a top I was going to point out lasting in Portland. We ended up sort of having a focal point in an audience member. He was a relative of one of the performers. His name was Grandpa Jim Legally and and we kept sort of going back to him for some banter. Um Bella and Liz and I think we're gonna check in with you throughout the show. Is that if you guys have become photographs in this program, what's your name? Kayla, Kayla AirPods, I'm calling you Kayla air Pods and Bella Shoreline and Liz, Rob Thomas, Rob Thomas, Memes, Rob Thomas absolutely okay, So so okay, I'm not done. We're not done all the way you know smooth by Santana is from memes. You don't know the song Smoothed by Santana. Okay, seeing what you think, it sounds like, Okay, Bella, okay, all right, yeah. I feel like out of the two of you, she's the singer and if she doesn't want to sing, you're really not gonna want to sing. But you I bet you singli that you belt it out, go on, go on. You only know the guitar part. Rob Thomas sings the whole song, all right, so you know the part that's like, but you don't know, like hann it's just laughing Sean on another moon when it's the same as the emotion that I get from you. You got the cant of love and that could be so smooth. Here give me your heart making real. That's SGT about its stake fun so good, so good. And then okay, so anyway back to what we were saying, Um, we rediscovered that song at the moment, and I also said, you know what, the song is also good. I wanna push you are around where all where where all where? That's very good. Yes, you I know it feels so good you want to keep going. But we're not good a body. Because let me tell you what other song we talked about, which was Creed. We we discussed higher, but then I said the the the big anthem of Creed was, of course we're thems waver Honda, the Sunlight God. I but sound Garden, I feel like sound Garden originally? Did they originate that sort of cadence of that timbre of voice sound Garden? They did black Hole sun Right, black Hole, Soul World Coob Well, the first persons Jackson Maine, Oh my god, Jackson Maine does that ship? That's Jackson Maine. And that's phone. I got a cowboy's that's what it is. Well, the first person, this is actually culture. This first person to ever sing with a gravelly voice was the late Kurt Cobain. He was the first person to ever sing read the room with a gravelly voice. What too soon, Shut Shut? Is not? Is it? Really? Well? So it's actually Rihanna's birthday to Dage, I don't know you guys have heard of Rihanna? Do they have the same birthday? I bet they would have gotten along famously. Actually No, if they're both what pisces, they would have hated each other. No, I'm friends with so many other pisces. I'm a higsces. I'm I'm super close with Rihanna. Oh my god, Um, I want to say something. Is it going to be about my butt hole? Because I'm not okay, I don't consent, never mind now, no, no, no, we know y'all. I'm not a big believer in astrology. You know, I'm Carl Sagan is my baby, and um he says it's pseudoscience and it's trash. So um I wrote, I wrote. I wrote a sketch last week for Don Cheetle where he plays a veterinary where he plays a veterinary assistant who like talks to all the animals and says, oh, well that cat, you're that cats a pie season, so she's she loves hard like that. Could like just projecting all these personality traits on animals and it was so funny and then they got cut for time. We're going to cut this out of the actual episode anyway. This is just my way of making this. This is just me venting anyway, Um, astrologies actually astrology. I keep going back and forth on it. Clearly you're acting fucking crazy. Okay, do you like it? Or not, bitch, decide now and stick with it. I think it. It's sort of works. It operates in this world of very general personality treats that get that people can latch onto at any point in their lives. Yes, like we're all impulsive, we're all emotional, we're all emotional. Whenever it's like I'm a pisces, I'm emotional, it's like, well, you're also a human being. Yeah, I don't know. I would say I agree with Liz. And we're so sisters. You and I were like really sisters, were very close, Like I think this one we're not as you're the bowen Bella's bow, Liz is the map. So you think astrology is fun? Yeah right, and you are like you see, yeah, you don't care. But what if I said this to you? Our bodies are mostly water, so why would you think that the moon and the tides don't make your body different as as they go? As they go? I think about that, Bella, what now? Shore line didn't prepare you for this moment? Did it a lot to think about? Ask your Asian mom which he thinks of astrology? Oh my god, Asian parents don't have any they'll believe in Chinese zodiac bullshon like that's that's Asian parents believe in hard work, cool watch out, Oh my god. Wow. Anyway, we are here tonight to um. I love that I got the first cooling of the night. I know. I'm I am fucking wired right now. It's the coffee here, that's side. We are drinking a lot of coffee in this town. You got you guys do. But I'm I'm having sort of like a weird moment moment moment. Well, listen, let's just take it down. Let's just say listen when we're as ready for some I don't think so honeying. Now, if you're not familiar with I Don't Think so honey, it is a series of one minute rants on pop culture topics that, oh bitch, we don't like them. It's something that you think about and you say, I gotta scream about that because it's no good. Um. And there's also sitting here in front of me is what we call the troll bowl. Now, this troll bowl is filled with pop culture topics that would be difficult to go negative on. Not so easy to talk to about these things, but you have to go negative on them. In past Examples of trouble um topics have included Princess Diana, David Bowie, Ye, Julie andrew Julia Andrews was a good one, David Bowie. Yeah. So you know, like things that like, if you talk to it about them, we would call you, I guess a bad person. Yeah. A lot of that's going to happen tonight. So that's good. So our performers have the option of doing either a pre written I don't think so, honey, pre sort of meditated rant on something you've chosen and thought about before that they've mulled over, or they can choose to draw from the troll bowl and sort of do it off the cuff and they have to go negative on whatever topic they draw. So um, those are the two examples. As a as a way of exemplifying what tonight will look like. We will go first. Matt is gonna show us what I've pre written I don't think so, honey, looks like everyone give it up for Matt Rodgers. Everybody, okay, So Matt will take the mic. Um, Matt, are you ready? Um? Oh, volumes here. This is a good Mike. That's a good Mike. Hot Mike Mike. Okay, so Matt, alright, so listen, I have a pre selected I don't think so, honey. Topic. Do you guys like my jacket that was separate from the I don't. There's one. I just wanted to know. My aunt send it to me in the mail and she was like, I found a jacket for you, and I don't usually think this is like a fashion and and then I got this jacket and I was like, okay, bitch, yeah, because it buttons and zippers. Oh not not not not but one told me no, but not. Oh you did start with the zipper. I just said, steampunk with the zippers already super steampunk. If he popped it up like steampunk like a bad thing. Oh what is steampunk? To find steampunk like Robert Downey Jr. As Sherlock Holmes, that's steampunker. No, the fashion icon and that is Rachel McAdams also steampunk. Um, okay, this is Matt Rodgers and I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now. Okay, sorry, I don't think so, honey. The space needle, bitch, You're not the Eiffel Tower, and you're never gonna be. You are in drag honey, you're a weird shape. There is something that's more like hunt than you, and it's Miss Eiffel. Okay. Also, how about this, why the fund is it thirty seven dollars to get in you thirty seven dollars to go high up? Bitch? I went somewhere in Atlanta, and there's one that is higher and it's less expensive, and you can drink a cocktail when you get to the top. When you get it to the top of the space needle, what is there is? What is there anything up there? There's a restaurant? Well, I wouldn't know, because I'm not paying thirty seven hours to go in there. The space needle, you were. All I know about you is you were in Gray's Anatomy. Sometimes now I walk up to it is thirty seven dollars, thirty nine dollars on peak. What then does that mean? The space needle more like the space and don't needle And that's one minute. Thank you. I think we have a new rule of culture. That's rule of culture number se Space needle more like the space don't needle, don't need it. I am from New York City. We have several tall buildings at least several at least several at least um that was a pre right, I don't think so that was a And now bow and Yang will do a trollaboll topic. Come on, bow and Yang, I I gave you topical. Now this will not be topical. We don't probably not. Let's see bowen, I'm picking it out, okay, the ready, yes your I don't think so, hony trollaball. Topic is country music, and your time starts now, I don't think so many country music. Why don't you fucking decentralized from Nashville? Honey? Why does it all have to come from one place? How about you spread some of the live tips. I don't know, Charlotte or some ship. I don't know what happens down there in the South. Also, country music is a fucking on a lith in terms of radio plays. And if you're going to shut out one miss Casey Musgraves from your plays, oh bitch, she is going to she's gonna win. And look she wants the fucking Grammy. Okay. So here's the thing. Also, this is this is the thing that about country music that people don't realize. Most of the good stuff is written by one gay man, I don't remember what is Shane McNally. So all these homeful trump country fox are listening to the words of a queer person. And that's pretty fucking cool if you ask me. But country music, like five seconds, just don't do it in Nashville, Like Nashville is now for bachelorette parties. It's fine, it's done. Nashville's done. One minute, Thank you, Bowen Yang. I would like to say we would love to visit Nashville. Would love to visit Nashville. We would love to go. I would love to go to Nashville. It's one of the places on our list. Yeah, I would love to see a scale replica of the Parthenon. No, I don't. We're talking shit about Seattle landmarks here today, right, I'm so sorry. Um, we went, we went to the Museum of Pop Culture. That was it's no Shoreline College, all right, community college. Okay, who's ready to bring up some of our performers tonight? I am all right. We're gonna bring people up in groups of four, and they're gonna come up one by one to the mic. So let's give it up for our first group. Please make some noise for Natasha Ransa. Yeah for Emily Shure listening, give it up for Graham Downing, and give it up for Lindsay Peterson. Wow. I love that you all remain standing. And so this is one are you guys? Seth Myers, Yes, yes, because you know that that's like, yeah, there doesn't need to be five with the ghost, the ghost the ghosts. Okay, now everyone please welcome to the microphone. Not Tasha Ransum nah, Tasha. Here's the deal. We have a horibowl full of trouball topics, but also a whole brain full of ideas I would imagine. So what are you gonna do? Oh, first of the night. It's a trouble Natasha. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Love that. Okay, So I'm thinking out a topic here. It is great. Wow, listen, Natasha Ransom. This is gonna be tough, but your I don't think so, honey. Trouball topic is the actress Regina King. Oh my god, your time starting. Can you give me a reference? Yes? Um, if Fuel Street could talk um ms geniality to Ray Ray, Um, we can draw someone else. Yeah, can you draw someone else? Great? And that is in and of itself, and I don't think so honey, and Regina Kings considera king. Never heard of her? Who I don't know her? Okay, this is you'll know this your I don't think, so honey. Topic is New York City, and your time starts now. I don't think so honey, New York City. I've been to you once because you're too expensive to visit multiple time. I don't think, so honey, New York City. When I walked down your beautiful streets, garbage flew directly into my mouth. In addition to that, like a family of pigeons followed me everywhere and scream um. I don't think, so honey. Uh New York City being like a mecca for art and culture and interesting things. I saw a dance performance there and it was modern dance, so it was boring anyway. I don't think, so honey, New York City. Uh supposed to have the Statue of Liberty that says that our country is open to everyone. Well, you're a big fat fucking love seconds immigration heard of it. It's the current issue. I don't think, so honey, New York City. Like you say that you're like a melting pot for everybody. But when I'm on the subway, I'm just incredibly too warm. And that's one minute. Natasha Ransom, New York City. I'm melting pot More like I'm melting on the subway. Some social commentary on some dance commentary on that. Everyone, please welcome to microphone, Emily. Sure, listener, our good friend from New York, our friend from New York City. Are you offended by Natasha? Of course I'm already conflict. Fine, Emily, what's gonna be uh ar troball pret I don't think so many. This is Emily. I don't think so many. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The way people park in this city. Have you ever gone down a narrow side street and tried to, I don't know, move in any kind of way. People just pull in. They don't care if it's the direction of traffic. They don't parallel park, They just saunter on in there. When I moved here to Seattle, people said, you know, Emily, it's gonna be a big adjustment people compost here. And I said, okay, honey, because I am perfectly content setting earlier than now. And then people said, you know, Emily, it's gonna be really different here because people are more passive aggressive, and I said, uh, that's fine, honey, because I'm bilingual. Facebag. You know, Emily is gonna be different there because she don't people wear sacks and sandals. And I said, that's okay, honey. I love it. I'm a lesbian. And what I don't like, honey is the way that people drive and park. It's almost that the city wasn't planned. But you can't be this segregated if not by design. That Emily, it's like she dropped such like a hot take that she was like, oh, it's it's hot. The way you're just reacting was like, oh it was hot. Take ouch my hands. That takes too hard. More social commentary. Will it continue with Graham downing it won't? It won't, okay? So that cut. The tension in the social commentary is over Graham. What's going to be pre selected? Stink? So, Honey, as time starts now, I don't think so. Films that are set in Seattle, like the film The Changeling or the main character takes the monorail to work like that, that only makes sense if you live at Pizza Haven and work and Claire's, and if that's a life, you can have signed me up. Okay, So kind of like an Asian Cody Banks where they try and pass off the Toronto Tower as the space needle, which is almost as unbelievable as Frank Communez dating Hillary Duff in that movie, because it's true tens don't date five. Franky Munez can have anyone he wants. Malcolm in my middle, all right. It's kind of like in the Rain where that horse jumps off the fairy. Do you know how expensive the fucking fairy is? Let alone bringing a horse on there. That's that's eighty dollars worth the carrots you just wasted. I've killed myself if I was that horse too. Don't piss on my rain and tell me that we're the rainiest city in America, because that is Kauai. Motherfucker. Helloha, thank you. That's what Graham downing, Graham downing, Oh my god. And you know what, we got a role of culture. It's actually a roal coulature number thirty. Agent Cody Banks. That's it. That's it. Wow, what a beautiful little bait. And switched there with the Hillary Duff b Frankie Munach and wouldn't you know it Frankie Munez was called a hot person and that I don't think so, honey, And will he ever be called a hot person again? Well, here's the thing with child stars, and we'll get to the next and I don't think so honey in a minute. But this is important and it's about educating because there are kids here. We all think all these child stars are going to go on to become hot, but look some of them up. Oh. I won't name names, just saying pick the most famous child star from like, I don't know, late nineties, early two thousand's alright, not necessarily hot. Pump the brakes, Pump the brakes on this. I'm getting my second cool it of the night. All right, let's cool it and bring up Lindy Peterson. I love this jacket looking good. Okay, so listen here, we have a trouble here. We have many ideas, probably, but what you got I'm going with one of my many ideas. I love that absolutely, This is Lindsay Peterson's I don't think so, honey, And time starts now. I don't think so honey. Bradley Cooper, stop stop trying to convince us you're not a douchebag. You're a douchebag, and you showed us that in your very first roll Sex in the City of that episode single Fabulous question Mark. You're a douche bag. You solidified in your second big role Wedding Crashers douche bag. Subpended it in your third big role, Hangover. You're a fucking douchebag. You cannot convince us. I don't think so, honey. You're American Sniper was no zero Dark thirty. You're no Chris Pratt, and your Silper Lines playbook was no beautiful mind. You're doing wrestling crow. I don't think so, honey. And your star is Born is no crazy heart. You are out Jeff Bridge. You don't get to just Jeff Bridges. You have to earn your Jeff Bridges. By the way you release the Gaga only cut, we're all waiting. Oh Maya Angelus said, when someone tells you who they are, believed them, and we believe you. Bradley Cooper, you are. I don't think so, honey, Bradley Cooper. Yes, that's one that it Wow Peterson, everybody give it up for this group. Natasha Ratsa crabbed out it Lizzie Peterson. Oh solid, very good. Oh my god. You have to earn your Jeff Bridges. Have to that's a rural culture number eighty. You have to earn your Jeff Bridges also, to be honest with you, I think I agree. I think I liked Bradley Cooper better in the beginning when he was a douchebag. I loved him very attractive at the beginning, when he was having anal with Michael ian Black in what hot American Summer he wasn't and that though he was a sweet game, he and Amy Poler were best friends. Yeah, and sweet gay boys are not douchebag. Okay, now let's check in with Liz and bella. UM, we're gonna ask you just to give a quick little review of um of of each group or not a review, just a little like some qualitative analysis. What did you think about that group? M what do you what do you mean? We have to expand on this. You said, because you're you're sweetie, I have to give it into the mic because it's being recorded live for a podcast. So hold on. You said that. Because you're under twenty, all you can say is I like it or I don't expand, so you're not allowed to have nuanced thoughts. Oh, big girl, you are so much smarter than I'll ever be. That sentence was so complete, its stunning what you just did. But you liked it. Wow, you are my sister. We got we both got a thirty one on the A C. T. S. Not you two, Sleigh ho everyone here that got a thirty one? Fucking stand up for yourself, did you? Yes? You get going over there too. We are all honoring each other. Oh my gosh, you got a thirty six. That is the highest score you can get. And now I work in comedy, so um wow, we'll think bet bella anything to add. Okay, all right, you are you're so to the point. Love that love that, love that anyway anyway, all right, let's bring up our next group, shall we. Everyone give it up for Michael Cassio, Get it up for Chase Kaiser. Ready, give it up for Kathleen the Cozy, and give it up for mat max Elson. Beautiful, you may all be seated. What a decorum, Biden. I'm telling you they're they're they're going by talk show host rules. You know this, Okay, So this is a rule of culture. No talk show host can sit down until the guest sits down. Did you know this, Well, that's why you come to the show. That's why you came for useful information like that's worth the price of admissional worm. Okay, please welcome to the microphone, Michael Cassillo. So there's a tropo. It's been utilized in the last group. Is also, you know, the gorgeous option of a prepared para topic gentleman prepares. Oh okay, gentleman Michael Castillo hasn't. I don't think so, honey, And as time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Instagram stories, I don't understand you. Okay, I'm getting a little older in like mid thirties, late thirties. I want talk about it. It's fine, but why am I looking at a picture that I think is a movie that's actually a gift? I don't like it. Also, it has humiliated me on more than one occasion. Today Mr Bowen Yang shared some Instagram stories. I accidentally send a one hundred emoji react. So I'm sorry. Never do that in real life, and I'm so glad I'm here to tell you that I apologize. Also one time, who knows who Dan Levy is from Ship's Creek. He's super handsome, right, yes, So you know that you can share someone's story, you can also comment on the story to the person who made it. So Dan Levy had a picture of himself in a suit looking amazing. I sent it to my friend. I thought, I said, oh if I just ovulated, guess what you guys, I sent it to Dan Levy and you know what, he still hasn't responded, and I think that's not okay. So Instagram has hurt me deeply. I can't trust the stories. I'm never going to recover. And now if I ever see Dan Levy, it's gonna be very uncomfortable. And that's what. But I'm happy we heard the end that I love that. Michael. I think you can just do what you just did to me, and some day you will meet Dan Levy and you will be able to just explain this beat for being he'll understand. Wow, oh my god, Michael. Cast to everybody, and please welcome Jays Jesser. Hello. If a gentleman prepares, consider me a classic lady, because I'm doing trouble beautiful. All right, here we go. So here's the deal. We have chosen out of the trouble another city. This is unprecedented. It is the city of Portland's and James Kyser's. I don't think on Portland as time starts now, I don't think so, honey, Portland, Seattle, and I would say Tacoma's redheaded StepShot of my sibling, because they like to think they are way better than Tacoma and Seattle, but their copees and tease do not quite live up to this right. And I would like to think Portland needs to get the street together because every time I'm driving from Tacoma southbound, I need to do everything I can just not get off on the wrong exit south. They need to figure out their freeway system. Am all right on? That's she's having having poor I don't think so. Any Portland's because a shitty topic. And I have fifteen more seconds to talk about it. Um, I don't think that's a minute that was Listen, listen, we got the I mean you know you know we did ask your strength. Oh there we go, give it up, everybody, TiSER when I get off, when I drive down from Tacoma, I'm going to remember that. Yeah, you're gonna remember that, all right? Everyone Kathleen, Kathleen, So the trouble preferred topic what we think have prepared prepared. I don't think so many of our time starts now, I don't think so straight ladies who asked me if I think they're lesbian because they kissed one girl in high school in hate min Now, the only person who I am for sure actually know as lesbian is me. I have no idea if you're a lesbian. It's like asking me if I think they would like purple skittles or red skittles. I'm not your mouth. I have no idea, and I don't think so, honey. If when I ask you, well, do you want to have sex with a woman, and you make a face, then that's kind of what it means to be a lesbian. I want to have sex with what? So I don't think so, honey. I think it's it's um yep, no seconds, Oh no, you've got you've got it. You've got it, and you have ten seconds. I forgot what I was gonna say. You were talking about women who say, am I a lesbian because I kissed a woman? Yeah? I think that was it, Kathleen, Kathleen Nacozy, it's all about what's true. We can only confirm our own sexual desires. I don't know about you. You you were you, And it's all about the beautiful. It's all about the face you make when you have sex with someone. Yeah, that determines. That's what that Germans. Wow, everyone welcome, Max Delson. Um. Your options are pre selected. I don't think so, honey, or a trouble draw. I'm gonna do pre selective, selective. I don't think so many and their time starts now. I don't think so, honey. American Horror Story, why are you still happening? Eight seasons? None of there's no storyline. You just coast on the first episode shock value because Ryan Murphy shows are the premature ejaculation of TV. Just just last for one season, Ryan Murphy, that's all we ask of you. I don't think so, honey. American Horse Recovern episode ten out of ideas as usual, and you just throw Stevie Nix in there. How dare you? She is seven years old, she is trying to age gracefully, and this is how you treat her. You just shove Emma Roberts in her face and make her seem rhiannon give her an arc. Give her a fucking plot. She's just conveniently Jessica Lank's friend. Oh I don't think so, honey. And while I'm sing here, fuck Evan Peters. He's got a weird, rabid weasel vibe and it's not working for him a minute, Max Tellson, everybody sells and give it up for this group. Michael Castio, Jay s Kiser, Kathleen and Max Sellson. Wow, we're gonna start with Bella. Bell's start with Bella? Yeah? Was it because there was so much to say about Portland that it's like it just it gets overwhelming? Or is it that when you drive down from Tacoma, you do you get off the wrong Amazon. You don't like Portland's. What is it for you about it? Everything? Everything? It's like if Seattle was a thousand times worse. She's assigning, she's assigning a factor. They don't even have a tall building. You know what, Portland's. Portland's also has donuts. That's not a burn. That's just um, not just a fact about port It's just a fact. But they also have donuts. Yeah, Liz, Liz, do you like the American? Do you like the show? Go ahead? I love it. Yeah. Yeah, because you sensed the rabbit weasel vibe from an early age, you are actually yeah, yeah, this is good. There you go, Liz. So Liz, Liz is just telling us that in middle school she was virtue signaling her Evan Peters just taste. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, you know what. I we would have we would have. I would have agreed with you if we we got if we'd gone to middle school together. And also, that's a rule of culture. If your virtues are correct, virtue signal. It's rule of culture number seventy, if your virtues are correct, virtue signal. Okay, let's bring up our next groups. Michael give it up for Mitch Mitchell and Jenney Ferrari, Jill Silva. I started that like cobra and you may everyone be seated. We love that end. First of the Mike Mikayla has Mikayla Hello, Hey, so here's the deal. We got the ball, we got ideas and prepare topics. What do you got. I've been stealing on this for a long time. I'm gonna have to do pre selective. When you still, you gotta release that stew You got to open the the steam valves. I don't think so. One of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who sing Disney songs that karaoke okay, I do not think so, honey. This is not your car or the shower. I do not want to hear you struggle through the beginning of the circle of life. Okay. It is offensive to me and to everyone in the entire room. We're in an adult space. You need to sing an adult song. It is not the nineties. You struggle your way through photographed by Nickelback, and that would be more enjoyable for every wow. Okay, honey, you do not need to sing both parts of the song from a Laddin where they're on the magic carpet. I don't want to hear it. And guess what, Broadway babies, you are not off the hook either. Okay. I went to theater school. I was surrounded by people trying to one up each other's Leah Michelle version of uh, don't write in my brain. You're not like a Michelle. You can't thank you, and that's why Matt wait a minute, michaela hops michaela House. No, she nailed it. Yes, people, people at your theater school preferred the Liam Michelle version over the Barbara version. Going to the mic Yes, it was very clear from the way that they were doing it was Lea Michelle. Yeah, the scoop. It was clear from the school it was the scoop. It was not a Barbara. Yeah, it was not Barbara. Clean Barbara. You gotta coming clean and well placed like Barbara, not scooping like Lia Michelle. It's a rural culture number eighty. You gotta come and clean like Barbara, not scooping like Liah Michelle. Well, and while we moll that over climate, Hey, Mitch, what's gonna be pre selected or troll ball? Well, it was a real Sophie's choice. Yeah, Yeah, that was That was famous re a tough choice for her. It was, yeah. I think say something about that. They both ended up. She didn't. You know you've seen the movie. Yes, they both they both the kids go. I had sex to that movie once. I can't believe I just admitted that, Um, Sophie would have chosen the trouble. Oh, okay, I pick for you. You go out stand out over there. Okay, look, Mitchy, this is funny. If you don't look, we'll say it and then if you don't want it, we'll toss it. But if you want to do it, I'm gonna live. Sure, Sure, your trouble. I don't think so. Any topic is Rachel. Um, this is Mitch Mitchell. Would you like to do it? Rachel Ray? I don't think so. Time starts, Rachel Ray, I don't think so, honey. First of all, no one's buying your ship pots and pans because they're all that fucking good wealth for a reason. Rachel Ray cheating Jay Z and Beyonce here. I know it was you. I know it was fucking you. Don't hide behind your your cast roles. Don't hide behind those damn pots and pants. They shouldn't be so expensive. Not to mention, I'm sure you're cooking is trash and you don't season anything. Because your name is Rachel Ray. I am positive, absolutely positive. Also, where is she? Oh, honey? Are you? I can only think of your pots and pans and that parks and wreck reference five seconds, honey, I don't think so, Mitch Mitchell, I can say this. I know where Rachel Ray is. She's in New York filming her Senda hated daytime cooking show. She shares a building with Wendy Williams or whoever is filling in for Wendy Williams right now, right, right right, Michelle, Yeah, Michelle Obama, that's your new gig, filling filling in for Wendy Williams. She drops, she drops the Cherry Halls into a cup of tea, and then she says, Brianna, isn't the news? Oh do your Wendy Williams impression? Okay, here we go. I'll be the audience. You'd be Mondey Williams. Okay, So Brad Pitt went to lunch yesterday with Angelina. One more? One more? So Rida or is in the news? One more? One more? Alright, one more? Do you hear about Megan Markle? That's it? Oh, it's so fun to do. That's such a fun one. We mentioned a celebrity and then you screen and then you too are soaring with an impression. Um so listen, I guess it's probably time to start this car up, room, room, room, jennev Ferrari, Enne Ferrari, you forgive not for making that car joke at your Can you ever forgive me? I forgive you? Listen, I I I'm so happy you forgive me, and you're here to do it. I don't think so, honey. Is it going to be the trouble or is it going to be I wanted the trouble? But I have something to say to say, all right, Jenny Ferrari's I don't think so many our time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Slaws. I don't care how much the internet loves you. You know what else? The internet loves tay pods and fascism. Oh you think you're better than me because there was a viral video of christ and bell crime, because you got to meet you. Guess what if I'm at a sloth, I would cry too from disappointment. I don't think so, honey, sloth, you're gross. You know how slow us die? Number one Cosip Slots deaths. They're so dumb. They grabbed their own arms thinking it's a tree branch, and they follow to their deaths very slowly, probably oh thirty seconds. You don't want to Slot didn't last thirty seconds? Nothing, They're too slow. Oh why are you so dirty? Slots? You live in a rainforest, which is nature's shower. The only time I ever had any joy thinking about the slots when I get too high. And I watched Planet Earth and I watched one slot trying to have sex, and guess what, he doesn't get to have sex. I'll help you go extinct, your weird looking freaks. I don't think so, honey, what man Ferrari? Wow? Is that really how they die? Is that true? That's true? I think so? Oh we will fat check. I was scientifically with you. I was like, that makes sense? They Oh yes, wait podcast, our visual medium Bow and Yank just did a sterling impression of a sloth falling from a tree to its fucking death. And thank you Jenevie for arming me with that knowledge. Thank you. You got to talk on the microt talk down the axis. Everyone, please welcome to the microphone. Jill Silva, Hi, Jack, listen. What's it gonna be, the troll ball or the pre preparedness. Well, I like patterns, so I'm gonna go troll ball pattern Queen, All right, here we go. I'm picking it out. Okay. I gave you an option on this one. You can either do Umbrella the Rihanna song or Umbrella's and you can you can make I have to choose, or you can do both. Can I do both? At thirty seconds, we're gonna say switch O, we'll do that. Okay, fine, yeah, okay. This is Jill Silva's I don't think so Honey her time starts now. I don't think so honey Umbrella by Rihanna? Are there any other words in the song? I don't think so umbrella briar Rihanna, because that's the first song that I got into of yours, and then it was a bit better have my money. I don't think so Umbrella by Rihanna. Uh, it's not I don't were you wearing weird things in the music video? I really don't know enough ll umbrellas. I don't think so Umbrella's in Seattle. The amount of you carrying them during snow apocalypse are you fucking idiots? I don't think so umbrella is protecting you from heavy, dense snow. I don't think so Umbrella's I'm tired of every restaurant having a bin for you and not a hook for my backpack underneath the table. That's one man, Jail Selva. Everyone cultural commentary from this whole group, give it up from my calah match mitchall Ferrari, Jail Selva. Wow, let's go to our friends over here. So Jill thoughts uh oh sorry, Liz, that's Jill over there. Who just want that's Jill? Now listen what we think? Yeah right, yeah, So that was a RuPaul reference. So now we're getting a peek inside the veneer is cracking Darling? Um, So you like RuPaul's drag race that's probably for the better? Well yeah, there's there was there was two winners. Yeah yeah, so Bella yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Kayla, how are we doing great? Well? We don't know if we were told that was probably wrong, Kayla. We haven't. We haven't gotten to know about. What's what's your situation? Where are you in school? Are you are you are? You're? You're you're You're in college? Try line? What that sucks? What's what's the college I missed dead? Edmunds, Edmunds Community Edmunds Edmunds. Yeah, everyone on the count of motherfucking three makes some fucking noise for Edmund's Community College? On't your three go? Edmund's right? Better? And we're gonna take that energy and soar forth with our next group. I don't think so, honey, yours everyone, please give it up for Claire, jas for tay up Baby, give it up for Emily. Go Preston McNeill, Preston McNeill. Did we say this group correctly? Wait? Yes, we're all here right? Oh hie, this is Claire. Tell you Emily and Preston's be seated. So polite, here we go anyc will do? They all do the same fucking thing, all right? I Claire Jack, Hey, Claire, so tell me Claire pre selected topic for the troll ball pre selected. I don't think Sony, her time starts now. I don't think so Seattle Healthcare System. Oh, I call you up for a chiropractic appointment. You bomp me four weeks. I show up thirty minutes in, and then you have me do some eto portal ship. What is that? I want to get my neck adjusted, not my feet. You have me doing this in the front room. I'm serious, I'm serious. What is this? I don't think so, Honey Seattle Healthcare coming fresh water? What do I do with my glass? I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I end up putting it in the hands of my chiropractic appointment. I don't think so Healthcare Seattle, Yes, go off? I don't think so Seattle Healthcare. Ten minutes in, I'm sitting on the floor with my chiropractor next to me, doing the same stretches next to her. Five seconds, I don't think so Seattle Healthcare. And that's one minute. I don't think so Seattle health care either. Whatever that foot thing was, that doesn't seem like it's helping me get better and not not at all, no, putting me under more stress. Oh my god. And next up to the mic is Tabby. Hey, okay, tay, okay. So I know I said that I was going to do a pre selected but then you guys were talking about something in intro that I was like, oh my god, inspiration. Oh we're gonna do it's wowration. So this was okay, great, We're happy to provide that inspiration everywhere we go. We're so inspiring. Yeah, you're just so so unique and inspired. So here we go. I don't think so money or time starts now, all right, So everyone in the audience just close your eye for a minute. Imagine yourself. You're in the back of your lift and you're just like tootling around, maybe you're going to cap Hill or whatever, and there's just a really cool song that's playing on the radio that's like you're like getting really into it, and you're like, oh yeah, I could dance at this song. You don't go drinking and dancing there on tonight. And then all of a sudden you start listening to lyrics and secretly inside of that music and that really cool fresh song is Christian pop music, direty. Second, I don't think so Christian pop music trying to him y'all interested as a gay lady and you're a weird religious bullshit. Jesus wasn't resurrected, he never existed. Oh, I would rather listen to songs beings dropped and listen about you want a Cross? And I have no sins to forgive because I'm a human fucking being. Five seconds, So no, thank you, cool ass Christian rock music, that's what. And I don't think so, honey, that bravely ended with a no thank you, thank you you really made the form your own. Oh my god? And you know I love you know. Create Create is like cool Christian pop music. Anyone else is, do you guys know Stacy Rico? Oh yeah, Stacy, there's gotta be more. He's gotta be much too love, I've ever missed me live? Well, that's a live and thiss. Sure, there's gotta be more something like that. Wow, he can do Rob Thomas and Stacy Rico you know. Oh? I mean all of the Walk to Remember is like like a low key, like faith based thing, right. For sure? She was fully in the church, but also dare you to move? Like all the all the switch foot stuff. It was cool though. Does that mean we can't like a Walk to Remember Remember? I loved the Christian stuff too, like the Jesus all right, lother of massoon that's too cool. It's very close together. My coolts were very part apart. I feel that the coolts have to come very rapidly. Here on you singing the word Jesus. Yeah, the period he's not here? Is he is Jesus here? Wow? Everyone please welcome to the microphone. Emily, Emily, our friend, Jason's sister brother. Here's your brother. Okay, so listen. Yeah. Is it gonna be pre selected or is it going to be trouble? I'm gonna be pre selected and I love that. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People who don't like Spencer's gifts, sorry, but have we forgotten what Spencer's has done for us? Where could you have found that bucket, hat and smoke machine for your beautiful and lovely proposal? That gift is so much more than Chaine wallets and Chucky dolls. We didn't have sex education growing up, Oh we have Spencer's fun. I didn't know what a dick looks like until I got lost in their Spencer's week got lost, And I think that says more about us is a culture than me as a healthy and beautiful, curly single woman. And I know, I know Spencer's has problems. I do learning. Spencer started in the nineteen forties. Do you know what I'll start in the nineteen forties? The fucking end of World War Two? In conclusion Spencer's the sickst Ship and how dare you? I'm like, way to go? Oh my god? And I love that it ended with in conclusion that's like very college paper. There's some there was some fun little linguistic stunt. Not linguistic, but it was just you know what I'll started in the nineties, the end of world Write that down? Write that downs? Good for an essay? That's good for your end of high school and the beginning every student does right at the end. I love that. Give it up, give it up. And finally from this group, Preston mcneia, Yes, all of it, all of it, high Preston, the whole thing. Okay, Preston, thank you for bravely wearing your white shoes. We had a conversation about this backstage. It's why I bring it up again. You you're a paranoid about getting them dirty. Yes, but there's the pettina. You gotta get the pettina and the wear on that and it's a special moment. This is a special moment. So it's the bravest thing we've seen tonight, Preston, what's going to be, Priest tall? I would do trou ball if I got more references and was a little bit older. But where are you sixteen like these ones? Oh okay, I know where you are coming from. Now that you're now that you're past the age of twenty, you can have a fully formed, thoughtless Okay, you're on a journey. It's fine, okay, Preston, So you're staying preselect, preselected. This is Preston meals. I don't think so honey, and as time starts now, I don't think so honey, seeking validation from others and Twitter. Okay, I don't think so honey. You all have the support system that you need within yourself. Okay. When you tweet something and you share your art or whatever it is online, it's because you're secure enough in yourself and you want to promote and show it to others, whether they like it or not. Okay, you're going and seeking something like, Oh I wish I could do that, Oh, Karen, you can. I didn't think I could be up here on stage, but I am. I didn't think i'd be the place that I was. But I'm not self deprecating tweeting about how I had a bad time waiting in line because I couldn't decide what I wanted to get at Starbucks. We've been waiting and you want me to buy both of us? Would? I don't know that you want five seconds? I don't think so honey. You have it in yourself. We should all probably be in therapy. That's what help. I don't think, so honey. From pro Nicknio, David Up, Claire James, tell you Baby, Emily God Preston Nicknio. M Okay, Kayla, we're gonna start with you. What did you think Titanic and the Googleles? But those aren't Christian allegories. What are you talking about? Okay, queen, listen. Just because you weren't born in the nineties doesn't mean there are only four things that happened during Here's one the Gulf War. You want to talk about that? Or no? Shall we skip it? Queen? Try nice? Try, Queen nice, try, Queen? I can't, I can't it feel something feels bad about talking down to these poor eighteen year old So let's continue to do it. We're gonna keep doing that. Well, listen, what do you guys think? Should there have been more Titanic in the show? So far? We can talk about Titanic? Okay, Okay? What that? Well? Probably what that probably means if she has a wide cultural reference from being older? Yeah, yeah, what's a movie we've talked about on Lost Culture STA that you've not known? Do you know what the movie Clueless is? Because it was one of the eight things that happened in the nineties? An eighth she knows Clueless that happens. Um, let's go let's go over here. To Bella. What is your mom like? She only watches American Injin Warrior. Okay, show the new one with are you talking about the movie Fighting with my Family? The Rock is hosting a new game show? Right, yeah, yeah, she likes violence. Violence that happened in the nineties. Two go for, Go for. I think it's time to move on. I think it's time let's bring up our next complete Yes, this was a complete exchange. Please welcome to the stage, Kinsey Shaw please hooking on to the stage, Steve Lang and Mandy Price and Danny Lee. Hello, everyony, and now we're gonna welcome up to the microphone, y Shaw, Hi, Consie. So look we got the bowl. Yeah, okay, it's not okay, it never is. But it's so psycho to me that you would say, I hope to be given the opportunity to talk about Beyonce on a public platform. That is the bravest thing we've seen since Preston Shoes. Yeah truly. Okay, this is this is an interesting one. It's a very interesting one. Your trouble topic is baseball stadiums. Baseball stadiums on those I don't think our time starts now. I don't think so, honey, baseball stadiums, do you win the contest for most uncomfortable seats out of all of the seats. That's all that I know you, because all I've done is watch Beyonce a baseball stadium. I don't go to watch your boring sports baseball stadium. If it's a sport that needs like a cup over a guy's junk, I should want to watch it, But I don't. What else do I know about baseball? Nothing? What does that say about you, baseball stadiums. You're not doing your fucking jaw. I should know everything about fucking baseball. All I know is that the Mariners saw Wow. I don't think so, honey, Mariners Stadium a second, you should be closed it fucking rains here safe folk fields. I don't think so, honey. How much time I don't think so, honey. Baseball stadiums sell better corn dogs, fuck face. Yes, And that we got a new rural culture. We got a rural culture number eighty three. I don't think so, honey, baseball stadium so better corn dogs, fuck face? Beautiful? Well, and I love the Beyonce connection that we got there because you didn't you did this. You did that you know guys. In the nineties, there was a baseball player on the Seattle Mariners whose name was Ken Griffey Jr. You know of him. He was one of the eight things that happened during the nineties. Now you know a quarter, So you know a quarter. Now you're growing, You're growing, young minds. They expand quickly claim everyone, please, welcome to the mic. See lave, he's got a paper. He's got a paper, which means we're not this is not It's true. I had something pissed me off today already when asked me, you've got something to say, I want you to say it's the Steve LANs. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Having your wedding on a holiday. Now, someone who has just worked weddings during a blizzard, on New Year's Eve and on Valentine's Day, I'd like to offer some advice on when not to schedule your wedding. I don't think so, honey. Do not make people risk their lives or sacrifice their holidays just because you found someone dumb enough to marry your ugly ass. I don't think so, honey. People who are at your wedding who don't necessarily give a shit about you, and yes they exist, well, opt to leave your wedding early so they can do whatever the hell they were going to do if you weren't so fucking selfish. So basically, your reception is gonna end up being kind of lamed by about ten pm to save yourself the trouble seconds. I don't think so, honey. It's not just that you're gonna ruin that your's holiday. It's that you're signing yourself up for a lifetime of battling holiday crowds every time you celebrate your anniversary at your favorite top of spot or your poke bowl. Also, if you play don't Stop Believing during your wedding, your fucking basics. I love that. So that was not only I don't think so, honey, it was also like a fuck you, which I love that. I live for that. Oh my god. Yeah, you gonna have a your wedding on Valentine. Shut up. If this is you, shut up and wedding on the fourth of July, grow up, grow up. Yeah, you're going to compete with fireworks, sweetie. Yeah, try to say your vows while fireworks are doing it while fireworks, you won't be able to be heard. Everyone. Please welcome to the microphone, Mandy Price. Hey man, so listen, we have the bowl here. We have I'm sure many topics you like, durrant On, but I put it to you. It's just that I hate so many things it's impossible to narrow it down. So I'm gonna take the troll. Oh when you have a lot of hate, tred, just find something else to Hey too, added to the list. Okay, here we go, got it interesting? So this is kind of I think an icon of this area sind cinematically, yes, I would say, and this this trollball topic for you. Mandy Price is a writer, and your time starts now. I don't think so. When Nona writer, you're looking around pretending you understand what's happening at the Emmy's, but you don't. Your question is why am I here winning an Emmy. That's why you're struggling with I don't think so, honey, why known writer Beetle Juice was the top of your game? You are the strange and unusual, my friend, use stranger things and now you're a grown up, and you know what, bitch that makes me feel old. And I don't care for feeling old because you've got old too, bitch. I don't think so needing to steal things just to make up you feel good inside. That's what a live feels like. There are so many other ways to feel alive. Maybe go back and watch Beetle Juice. You will understand now the purpose of your own life. You don't have to put things in your little pocket and your little purse in order to feel good about yourself. Someone in your life will tell you that they like you. Ask around. When on a writer, that's one minute. Ask around and some one will tell you they like you. It's a ruler culture number hundred to ask around and someone will tell you that they like you. They will, and someone will. That's so true. Now please welcome to the microphone. Danny, Danny, Danny. You know people with your name in this area they die. On Gray's Anatomy, Danny was a famous character and he you know, spoiler alert for anyone on the second season of Gray's Danny. It doesn't work, Danny. But this is just a weird connection with two dots that Mount's connecting that have nothing to do with what's going on here. Danny is gonna be pre selected, pre selected, Honey, Jenny leans, I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Buffalo sauce as the default chicken wing flavor. Okay, what is buffalo sauce? Can anybody tell me exactly? Okay? Why is buffalo sauce as orange as this? Troubo? Honey, I don't think so. That is not natural. You know what is naturally? Orange? Oranges? Bitch? I don't think so, honey. Buffalo wings. I ordered chicken wings. Buffaloes don't have wings. This is not a red bull commercial handy. Also, buffalo sauce is unreliable. It is an untrustworthy flavor. Everywhere you go. It tastes different, all sorts of different types of mediocrity. Sometimes it's spicy, sometimes it's not. I do not trust it, Honey's Also, buffalo wings are nothing without ranch, honey. Okay, we need to change our default chicken wing flavor to lemon pepperings are made of lemons and peppers. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Buffalo wings, I do think so, honey. Lemon pepper wings so amazing. Give it up this shop manny, Okay, fabulous before we check in, okay the mic. I so agree, even even as someone who is obsessed with hot sauce culture. I I buffalo sauce was created in Buffalo, New York, at the Anchor Cafe. I believe, yeah, we should say that anyone who thinks they make they take real buffaloes and make those wings. But um, but yeah, I mean, Buffalo is nothing without ranch. I totally disagree. Um, Buffalo is something without ranch as long as there's blue cheese, right, I mean, let's not have blue cheese erasure. Okay, but let's not have a raiser tonight. If you put buffalo in a Buffalo sauce in a vacuum, it will not stand. That's my thesis. Well, Denny, Denny and I are on the same page about this, and honestly, I mean, the Asian sauce erasure is war rampant than blue cheese. Who cares about blue fucking cheese? It has nothing to do with blue cheese. I agree that it's for buffalo sauce to be the default sauce that feels like erased to me for all the other sauces. There's so many other sauces, garlic, garlic, pamajan um barbecue, barbecue um, terry YACKI Seattle invention. Tarayaki was a Seattle invention Japanese immigrants. That's a scandal to me quickly, because we've done a bullshit already in between this next group. But do you know who went on? The writer? Is you do from strangel what the kids know? Because it's because of stranger things you know from others? Because yeah, I know, I know where the sources for these fucking blastulas. Bowen Yang is going to reveal that he's nineteen and he second, and it's gonna be so much a scandal. We'll see everyone. Are we ready for We're ready for this final group group of the night. Yes, everyone please. Welcome to following folks, Anthony Householder, Kayley Nickerson's, Sam Dambowski and Nathan cors Beautiful. Welcome all and first to the mic. Anthony Householder. Hello Anthony, Hi, Hi are you? I'm great? How are you? We're so good? Good Anthony? What's gonna be pre selected or trouble? I'm gonna go plect selected Anthony Householders. I don't think so many as time starts now, Okay, Okay, there's a meme that exists that says that many heart attack you have when you leave your apartment and you're missing these things, and it says and it shows four pictures. It's phone, keys, wallet, and then a bull of spaghetti. Oh. I saw another one later. It was like, oh some cheese. Oh ship, this is too lazy. I don't think so, honey. Anything in this fourth block that doesn't belong in your pockets, which is nine percent of fucking things. Green light, Oh, I wish I had that in my pocket? An eggit so on? Uh, I don't think so honny. I don't think so, honey, Anthony Householder. Maybe people just enjoy the fucking meme. Okay, so high and bucking mighty about it. Your comedy education, Jet City Improv. Congratulations. You're the dictator of what's funny and what's not funny. I don't think so funny. People that are too cool, well, like you work in a fucking coffee shop and and fucking Debrah comes in with her fucking wanderlust t shirt and that she leaves and you and your friends talk shit about her. Debra is literally your best fucking life, honey. Okay, she probably goes on fucking vacation while you live in a fucking house with four hippie dudes and there's like three bedrooms. I don't think so, honey, people that are too cool. That was one minute and more. But I loved it because it went so many It was meta, it was self critical, it was critical of culture. It was everything we needed. But is Deborah real person? In theory? In theory represents something? There are everywhere everywhere? No, you know what, Anthony, I think what you were getting at with the mean thing was that this non secretary stuff. It's like, okay, random ship, give it context. That's that's that's That's my thing with blue cheese, How does how the fund? Does that make any sense? By itself? Is just a nonsense? This is the thing buffalo sounds by itself is the bul of spaghetti. It's nonsense. It doesn't make sense, it doesn't follow, And then you need blue cheese to put it into context. You know what I'm saying. No, Okay, all right? How is how is buffalos off the nonsecond or it's been culturally accepted for a thousand years since the since the you need you need buffalo sauce to be the foundational thing for you need. You need blue cheese for buffalo sauce to stand. No, you don't. Everyone gave it up for Kaylee Nickerson. Put me out of my misery. Kaylee, what's it gonna be? I got something I want to talk about. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts and now I don't think so, honey. Men who wear khakis and button down shirts, you are a grown up. It's like all the douchebag has got together and said, let's make a uniform to make us more identifiable, and then pick that balland is casual business attire. They called you know who? Else Where's khaki pants? Prep boys on the East Coast who have to because he'll get hit with a ruler if they don't. You know who they are. They're your They're commercial real estate agents who get in their Masamiotti's and they pull up with their Canna red bull and they go up to the reception desk and they chat. The twenty one year old girl. She doesn't want to fucking talk to you. She's twenty one and you're grown as man. You're really old and scary to her. So just go to your Applebee's for happy hour. Go sit with your other frat boyfriends you both also moved after college, and just share a fucking appetizer with them. Thank you so much. Ad that on many Kaylee Nickerson destroying those who choose to tuck it into short khaki culture. Yes, please welcome to the microphone, Sam dam Baskets. Yes, I love what this Mike's dead has like decided to get lower and lower. It's Chris, it's you know what it's doing. Its thing of my best Canadian tuxedo. So what's it gonna be? Trople or pre prepared topics? I have something prepared pared starts now. I don't think so, honey. Goop has a Netflix series. Goop is the lifestyle website and pseudo science bullshit emporium of actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Goop is what happens when you know you didn't deserve that oscar and you devote the rest of your life to fraud. Goop. It is the essential oils of money, boredom, and hatred of fat and poor people distilled into a coffee Emma. Then you shoot up your ask four times a day, and none of this would matter except we live in a sis siety where money equals success and success equals intelligence, and now raw water is sold by vapid hucksters who have never had to live without clean water. People test the pH of their piss because they do not know what kidneys are, and the word detox has lost all meaning except to say I might be an alcoholic or I might be a wellness influencer, and I do not know which one is worse. That's one. Sam Dabowski, Yes, rise that the mic ries excellent. That was beautiful, very good. It rises for our final I don't think so, honey, um the night, give it up for Nathan Cocks. Then Nathan's got his phone out. Oh oh oh yeah, yeah, alright, I don't think sony. As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Straight men who aren't eating pussy in I'm not gonna stand up here and talk about women's bodies and why that shouldn't have an effect on your choices, because it's not about them. It's about you and your insecurities. You don't know what you're doing. That's okay to begin with, but that's not an excuse you're willing to spend five hours on fortnite to get a tribal tattoo skinned to slap on a digital representation of your dick. But she can't spend thirty minutes finding out what makes a women's eyes roll back harder than a clock on daylight Savings, get an education, worshiper, Oh, she's not in the oral sex. Ask yourself this. Did you try it once and you've got the two pats on the shoulder and I'm good? Go back to the drawing board. Well, that's too much of an awkward conversation, more awkward than you when you're asking her if you could put it in her butt. Listen. If you can listen to the Joe Rogan experience for ten hours a week, you can listen to a wan talk about what she wants. Every woman is different. Just because you know how to pick the lock in the door of your Honda. Wait, wait you know what. I don't think so, honey. I'm using objects and especially cars, as a metaphor for women's bodies. Who Nathan Coin Cox give it up for this group? Anthony householder Kaylee Nickerson said about and Nathan Cox, Wow, solid, solid, loved, loved all, loved all of it and straight men out there. If you're not eating pussy, That's all I'm gonna say about that. There's eight ten year old tear. We're gonna be one final checking with ours, with our three eighteen year olds one seventeen year old. Um, let's let's let's let's start with Liz. Liz. What do we think? It was good? Yeah? Liz, And I'm and I feel no. This is what you should expect to do. What Nathan Nathan just painted a picture of what you should do if someone is doing something you don't like, pat them on the shoulder and say I'm good in any situations, sexual or on. That's what you do. I'm good, I'm good. Moving along and along, Bella, what do we think? What final thoughts do you feel like if this person hell fucking yeah, hell fucking yeah. Is that what you said? Yeah? Okay, Bella, thank you, thank you so much? Is it because um, before sorry, before you felt like stupid? You were stupid? And now you know? Tell you things that happened in the nineties. Are you gonna go home and google? We go four? Google who is Shane West? You're gonna do that? You and your mom should watch a walk to Remember together. It's a great family movie. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Um, Whyane West is gonna? I know my experience with Shane West watching to remember and I'm happy my mom wasn't there. Oh, Bella, I wish you, We wish you the best, wish the best. Kayla, Kayla, go on, what and what do you do? What do you do? You? What do you do? You pat them and you say no, no, no, no, fun wildly out of control. We haven't done our drop at all. You say, what what do you say? Kayla? No? Everyone in the count of three saying one to three. I'm good, Kayla, Kayla? And what are we doing? We're learning? We're learning. Oh my god, but I've learned so much from all the father people. Give it up while we list everyone's names. Here we go, Natasha Ransom, cramdown in, Ze Peterson, Michael Castillos, Kathleen Nkozy, Mikayla Hops, Mitch Mitchell, Jenna by Ferrari, Silva, Claire jan Ka Baby right, Anthony Householder, Nathan you guys, thank you so much. This was so so funny. Thank you to the Very Project for having us. If you don't listen to our podcasts, please like and subscribe Lost Coat ristas on the Forever Dog podcast network Forever Dog, Oh My God, my name is I'm Matt Rogers. Bye Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team, and liking our page on Facebook.