Melissa and Kevin's Morning Show Highlights
The human body is a wonder to behold. It's also gross. So very gross
Go ahead and do it. You won't be hurting anyone's feelings
How to tell if your significant other is, in fact, just that
If only we knew then what we know now
We're talking about you, men with out of countrol eyebrows
Some Gen Z'ers are so bad at dating they're letting their mothers manage the love lives
We know we shouldn't do 'em. We do 'em anyway.
Sweet vindication for those who fill up way before they need to.
What do women think about while doing the deed? Everything but the deed.
You know, where you give yourself good grades and hope it fools your boss.
The real reason Melissa plays America's fastest growing sport.
We watch them over and over because of their stupidity, not in spite of it.
Scream your stress away. Don't worry about the stress this causes those around you.
Sometimes right now means in public. Ask Kevin's wife.
It's our favorite form of entertainment, especially when the tickets are free.
Is money an acceptable wedding gift? Discuss.
Of course you're not a snob if you have one of these. It's those other people.
Melissa sets the bar low for hers. Smart move.
Wanna have fun? Watch Gen Z struggle to make change.
It's good manners and it's for your own protection.
Crazy things like talking to another human being.
Let's all share about the dumb stuff that freaks us out.
Curtis Stigers brought his guitar and some holiday cheer to promote the annual benefit for Interfaith Sanctuary.
They make great stories, provided the cringe doesn't kill you first
The household stinks that cause a stink between you and your partner
She'll stick her nose in your business, but in a helpful way
A list of things that, of course, includes your mind
Very personal. For a very personal area. Eeewwww
Waiting is good for you. Really. Just keep telling yourself that
If you have a dog, you have a dog voice, which, by the way, your dog loves
Why bother with all that shaving and waxing when you can go all gorilla instead
If you and your partner remember your time together differently, just go with it
Spreading your nastiness all over the office doesn't make you a hero
Discussing the stinks that stink the most
That'd be Melissa's 83-year-old mom. No, really
Apparently the ladies love stubble and "natural" smells. Nobody told Kevin's wife
The non-pharmaceutical kind. Little things that instantly make us feel better
Little things guaranteed to lift your day
If you and your spouse disagree on your memories, we're afraid your marriage is doomed
So says science. Kevin's wife ain't buying it
Life is full of scary stuff. We have proof.
The list includes crazy stuff like making actual phone calls
Women reveal what they didn't know about men until they started living with one
Why you shouldn't keep your shoes in your bedroom
River listeners attempt to remember what they bought while impaired
Sometimes we lie to ourselves without even realizing it
Of course the real answer is never, but this answer is a head-scratcher.