Melissa and Kevin's Morning Show Highlights
Guess who wins that contest?
Anybody can have a Meemaw, but what about Grandma Kinky?
How bad jobs can lead to great relationships.
It's more satisfying to slam somebody without using profanities. Try it some time.
Let's think about how disturbing everyday life is, shall we?
It'll make you feel better about yourself faster than reality TV.
How Kevin and his wife nearly became porch pirates.
Or, a kinda-sorta lemonade stand in the middle of winter.
...and how Melissa keeps enabling her.
Don't say this show. That's just rude.
All of them completely by accident, of course.
Three days, three depressing documentaries! Yay!
Sometimes your beauty routine can leave you literally unrecognizable.
Slowly losing the will to live...
Let's talk about everyday things that send our furry friends running.
Don't impersonate your deceased mother for money. Not cool.
How many do they know, and are we giving them too much credit?
The human body is a wonder to behold. It's also gross. So very gross.
Go ahead and do it. You won't be hurting anyone's feelings.
How to tell if your significant other is, in fact, just that.
If only we knew then what we know now.
We're talking about you, men with out of control eyebrows.
Letting your mother manage your online dating. Why not?
We know we shouldn't do 'em. We do 'em anyway.
Sweet vindication for those who fill up way before they need to.
Women think about everything but the deed while doing the deed.
Let's lie about ourselves and hope it fools the boss.
The real reason Melissa plays America's fastest growing sport.
We watch them because of their stupidity, not in spite of it.
Scream your stress away and stress out those around you.
Sometimes right now means in public. Ask Kevin's wife.
It's our favorite form of entertainment, especially when it's free.
Is money an acceptable wedding gift? Discuss.
Of course you're not a snob if you have one of these. Other people are.
Melissa sets the bar low for hers. Smart move.
Wanna have fun? Watch Gen Z struggle to make change.
It's good manners and it's for your own protection.
Crazy things like talking to another human being.
Let's all share about the dumb stuff that freaks us out.
They make great stories, provided the cringe doesn't kill you first.
The household stinks that cause a stink between you and your partner.
She'll stick her nose in your business, but in a helpful way.
A list of things that, of course, includes your mind.
Very personal. For a very personal area. Eeewwww!
Waiting is good for you. Really. Just keep telling yourself that.
If you have a dog, you have a dog voice, which, by the way, your dog loves.
Why bother with all that shaving and waxing when you can go all gorilla?
Couples remember their shared experiences differently. Duh.
Spreading your nastiness all over the office doesn't make you a hero.
Discussing the stinks that stink the most.
