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So they just got married and bought a new house, what do you give the couple who has everything?
Be aware, Minnesota, the snow is coming, so be prepared for anything, including...
It can be quite uncomfortable when the doctor leaves something significant...down there.
If you could take control of a MnDOT highway sign and make your own custom message, think of the possibilities...
"The Big Man" is gone but not forgotten, and apparently, still profited from...
When the pressure is on, go to what you know...
According to a recent study, the number of romantic partners you've had is pretty much the same as your...well, let's just say it's surprising...
We discuss the pros and cons of self-checkout lanes, with surprising confessions.
It's a simple question - if you discovered a body under your bed, would it better to find it dead or alive? Something to ponder...
As the old saying goes, if you knew then what you know now...
Looking for personal hygiene tips? Well, that's why we are here.
On this Election Day, we salute former Presidents and remember how well they were taken care of when they weren't feeling so good.
A man's bizarre activity strangely reminded Steve of his own family.
Sometimes you just want to take an ambulance out for a spin. Or you actually need an ambulance. Or is it a bambulance?
Halloween morning, we present "The Haunted House of Adult Fears," and react to the beautiful weather for trick-or-treaters.
Halloween beckons, let's kick around some of the creepiest, spookiest songs we've ever heard!
Steve knows a million-dollar-idea when he stumbles onto one!
Our listeners do some strange things when they should be sleeping
There's a wave of crime sweeping our fine nation, from jewelry to buns, and it's all pretty entertaining.
We forget that even sweet, domestic dogs are still part of the wild animal kingdom.
Gorman's big rock-star heist. How did this not make the tabloids?
We think that if you leave a job, or specifically are asked to leave a job, you're entitled to take something with you on your way out the door...
When we go on dates, it's nuthin' but classy.
On the road, Steve and the band would encounter one of these in every city...
Fascinating but disturbing facts of the day for you to share with people, and possibly repel them.
Follicly-challenged? Called out on it? You can sue!
We take a position on positions...
Ever Google what's wrong with you? What people are worried about, by state.
The secret to a long life? It might just include staying...hydrated?
If you could make another you, would ya? And what would you do with it?
Artificial Intelligence is starting to give intelligence to the artificial which is making intelligent realizations which is...we can't take it.
Robert Plant, Steve and the band go bar-hopping, and witness the power of fame.
The border battle looms ahead, and it will require some proper "Beating on the Cheeseheads."
If you say, "Check out my guns," it shouldn't be because your arms exploded. This is the workout to end all workouts.
A lesson on the seriousness of bingo and why it's not nice to lie.
The toys of our youth - to remember, to cherish, and to mock and ridicule.
A local father and son bear adventure was terrifying, and yet, kinda funny.
Maybe there's a secret back room at work. Maybe there's an opportunity to join the Mile-High Club. Whatever presents itself, our listeners are here for work and for pleasure.
Steve's kid thought that his dad is a rock star, a big deal, (which he is) but Steve disagreed. Strongly.
She guessed right, this one is not an actual app, it's actually made-up crap. But it definitely has potential!
"Success is a journey, not a destination," might be a motivational poster displayed at your workplace. This one is on the wall of the radio station.
Y'ever wake up during surgery? Maybe surgery has begun and the anesthesia hasn't kicked in yet? Either way, it's a laugh riot, right?
Want to be more creative? More productive? Be like Steve - try some LSD!
Got a silly nickname? Like luggage, you'll carry it around forever.
A cookie addiction is powerful and just might lead to the harder stuff.
The tipping factor has gotten out of control.
It's the last weekend to visit The Fair, and a Tony Tune about what makes it unique.
It's fun to visit new places with kids, until they destroy a 3,500-year-old ancient artifact.
Ok, so it's "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." Dad shows her the workplace, maybe lets her participate. One problem - dad is a brain surgeon.
After the magic of The Olympics, we can only hope and anticipate the inclusion of this event in 2028.