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She guessed right, this one is not an actual app, it's actually made-up crap. But it definitely has potential!
"Success is a journey, not a destination," might be a motivational poster displayed at your workplace. This one is on the wall of the radio station.
Y'ever wake up during surgery? Maybe surgery has begun and the anesthesia hasn't kicked in yet? Either way, it's a laugh riot, right?
Want to be more creative? More productive? Be like Steve - try some LSD!
Got a silly nickname? Like luggage, you'll carry it around forever.
A cookie addiction is powerful and just might lead to the harder stuff.
The tipping factor has gotten out of control.
It's the last weekend to visit The Fair, and a Tony Tune about what makes it unique.
It's fun to visit new places with kids, until they destroy a 3,500-year-old ancient artifact.
Ok, so it's "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." Dad shows her the workplace, maybe lets her participate. One problem - dad is a brain surgeon.
After the magic of The Olympics, we can only hope and anticipate the inclusion of this event in 2028.
See you at the great Minnesota get together - time to indulge and enjoy everything in its deep-fried glory!
The State Fair, the perfect pairing of food and fashion
She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and land it in the hole.
Don't let a little human fecal matter stop you from enjoying the beauty of our lakes.
Comedian and master impressionist, Craig Gass, reenacts a feud between Al Pacino and Alec Baldwin.
Nothing tops a good animal story.
Finding $25,000 is wonderful, even if your dad sounds like he hangs with Beavis and Butthead.
If you want to impress, is this how you ride?
Steve is not a violent person, but c'mon, don't mess with a classic.
Apparently, the old "Don't you know who I am?" doesn't work for Steve Gorman.
It's flattering to have excited fans. And then it can take a bizarre turn.
When you let one go, it can be a relief, bit it can also do some damage.
Could you BE more obvious?
If you want the weather to cooperate on your wedding day, you should bury the sausage. But of course, timing is everything.
What if you almost got caught at the airport with high-grade LSD in your suitcase?... Steve?
When traveling, it's fun to pick up a keepsake or souvenir, and get something special that will trigger special memories from your trip. That something special should not be surgery.
An added benefit to gettin' down. Who knew?
Apparently, the Tesla Cybertruck is not all that indestructible after all.
Comic Erica Rhodes joins us and shares her travel frustrations.
You're wearing a leopard onesie. But that's not what's getting you all the attention.
From crabs to when the world might end, we learn so much.
You're getting a new car. You want to be able to go 300 mph or get good gas mileage and be ridiculed?
An innocent visit to the men's room leads to a world of hurt.
Did you know that babies can't feel pain and the Dutch are sadistic? We explain...
Poor Kevin Bacon found out what it's like to be like everybody else...
We sit around and reminisce about the charms of our first time getting high.
Are you feeling a little tickle in your throat? Better get that checked. A lozenge may not be very effective at soothing or removing...hair.
Summer time brings many things. Hopefully, a bee sting, specifically in the eye, isn't one of them.
Steve's friend bought a beautiful new house in the Hollywood Hills. Oh, it was used for a porn movie orgy scene? The realtor forgot to mention that.
Julia knows it now; Steve is the one that got away.
It's Man Vs. Beast. It's a deer. Oh, it's on...
The toys of our youth: what were the hottest toys when we were youngsters?
When your alarm goes off, it's disturbing enough, but is it the worst alarm ringtone ever?
Some people have won the genetic lottery. Some of us, not so much.
Another movie studio's brilliant marketing gimmick to push an inferior release, and he's just the guy to do it.
Pepper is available for adoption. Entertain your friends with a parrot who swears!
What impresses big time rock stars the most? Well, meeting the Fonz of course.
For the "Father's Day Aptitude Test" question, Tony's sons keep it real.
Ryder's dad had enough at a talent show and literally brought down the curtain.