In today's show Ally gets nervous about leaving a tip, we ask is Ally still fat, get your don't be a dick noms, talk about the good ol days of MTV, we give Johnny a grade, see if a dude knows anything about the band on his shirt and Klein might be messing up his anniversary 

We got to chat with Steve Dolinsky who launched the two-day event known as Pizza City Fest that is bringing together 40 of the region’s best pizzerias, all baking live on electric and wood fired ovens for a crowd of approximately 2,500 each day.

In today's show Ally and her wife get in a fight over Taylor Swift, the Bud Light Bros have beef, we celebrate the anniversary of the Hamdogger, see what Johnny knows about the planet, Jake steps in poo, we get reactions to the double dill mobile and give you some takeaways 

In today's show we try to solve a goat crime, Klein has to get new home security, we find an Uninfluencer to go to Coachella, meet the neighbors and talk to comedian Dan Levy

In today's bonus pod Klein might be selling his Peloton and Ally goes over her beef with Johnny over a TikTok video 

In today's show we highlight all of Ally's catch phrases, Klein gets asked to host a charity, VaNASA sends good vibes, we head to petty claims court, Omar helps us save the planet and we get your 10 second talent for tix to Coachella 

in today's show we hear about the things you love to do now because you couldn't do them as a kid,, people won't stop telling Jake about their dead dogs, we do a round of clickbait, Klein has broken the code communication with his wife, we have the most awkward of MOMents and get an old people's secret 

in today's show Ally tells us how Cheap-chella went, Jake is an addict, Klein shoots some kids, we hear about your Coachella fails and worst ways to get in wrecks, Ally hits a new career high and we guess where and how far a guy went on a date 

In today's show Ally puts the final touches on her trip to Coachella, we find out the worst ways to start your day, Jake's gf is pissed about his car, we open up the box of shame, see what Johnny knows about murderers, hear from the influencer and Klein gets asked to save a spot in line at Costco 

In today's show Ally picks her Cochella outfits, people are pissed about the podcast, we check in with El Cheapo, OJ Simpson dies, we see who went the longest without a phone, check in with the neighbors and Jake returns his rental car

In today's show Jake finally makes it back from Texas after driving for 22 hours and getting in a car wreck, Klein is keeping a secret from his wife, Ally spins the wheel of Cheapchella, we play Annoynomous with Omar and we finally reveal Jake's car wrap 

In episode we hear about butch lesbians, Jake teaches us some new slang and we swear a bunch 

In today's show, what should Ally wear to Coachella, Clickbait, Klein's friend wants an illegal favor, Glass Animals In Studio, GOAT Line, Old People Secrets, and Tig Notaro in studio. 

In today's show Klein's kid is sick again, Bernie Sanders has some ideas, Vanessa goes on a hot girl walk, Josh Altman tells us how to get the $150,000 first time home buyer bonus, Where'd you go, How far'd you go, Don't be a Dick, and Jake's Eclipse check in from Texas!!!

In today's show Vanessa joins a dating app, Jake sleeps with his girlfriend, Ally wants to invest her money, Klein teaches his kids etiquette, we see what Johnny knows about the body, we hear about our customer service and give you the weekend song. See you in Texas! -JtN

In today's show we morn the loss of a golf course, see if we're medium hot, check in with El Cheapo, Klein confronts a plumber, we hear from eclipse people, we play GuessTD and meet the neighbors

In today's bonus pod we check in to see if Johnny is still girl sober and if he would date an older woman and we call Klein out for being a little bitch boy

In today's shoe One-Armed Gary bets his boat, Invisabeth tells Jake no, we learn about etiquette, see what people on the street think about the fast food minimum wage increase,  Ally gets a fish, and we see about the latest scams in bamboozled

In today's show Klein goes to the laundromat, Omar goes on an epic road trip,  Ally's friend makes amends, we get some old people's secrets, play Netflix or Notflix and the Machine Bert Kreischer stops by to play machine vs machine

In today's show we go over proper public toilet etiquette, Klein might have to move again, hear about the worst work dicks, Ally finds out she's getting scammed, Jake talks to the nerds at WonderCon, Klein gets caught naked in his house, Ally has dark sex and we play where'd ya go how far'd ya go

The last of the best of shows. We're back Monday LIVVE. Can't wait to share the stories of what happened 

I am getting so much sleep it's ridiculous. I'm getting close to 10 hours a day ...and 8 at night. Feel great. Almost done with best ofs. Enjoy! -JtN 

We are halfway to being back on live! (((hugs))) -JtN

We miss you too. Maybe not as much as you miss us but still... 

We are on break but didn't want to leave you hanging so... enjoy -JtN

In today's show we save a life! No, really! We hook up a guy with a kidney, Klein almost kills his dog, Ally has a major milestone, we might have work goggles, we see if Johnny knows sayings, we hear your saddest hookups, the influencer calls in and we give you some takeaways 

In today's show we go over the crazy increase in parking fees, why our houses are too clean, if you are loyal to your side of the bed, what was the saddest award you ever got, Ally gets new underwear, we play stonergories, Jake reads from his journal and we hear from a guy we talk about in meet the neighbors 

In this episode Klein tells us why he hates the no-good-sumbitch Padres, Johnny tells us who he's smashing and Jake make some bad jokes 

in today's show Ally thinks she won the lottery, Klein goes to an open house instead of Green Day, we head to petty claims court, Ally's friend wants to make amends, Klein tells u about the time he was almost arrested in Mexico and we hear about your saddest birthdays 

In today's show Jake's relationship is full of red flags, we unload some GOAt, hear about your saddest meals, do a round of clickbait, rage against wind chimes, get some old people's secrets and Klein gets scammed at a hot dog cart 

In today's show we recap our epic weekend and our trip to Snow Summit, Klein tells everyone about his ride with Jake, we hear the best excuses to skip work, talk to a swinger couple that went on a first date and Ally has a new theory on how to win the lottery 

I couldn't upload the last hour of the show on Friday because we had to leave early to go to Big Bear and Big Daddy Audacy doesn't think the podcast is important enough to fix my laptop. So, you're getting the last hour of Friday's show now

Ok, so maaaaybe not the full show. We had to leave early to get to the mountain so I can't get the last hour until Monday because the big wigs at Audacy are dicks and won't give me back server access on my laptop for some reason. So, it's not my fault. It's Audacy's. If you call the GOAtline, yell at them, not me -JtN ***EDIT!!!! As of Monday morning, the last hour is now added 

In today's show Klein's daughter has a dream that he's cheating, we reveal the laws we break when driving in the early morning, Ally debuts the song she did with her neighbor, Greg Fitzsimmons stops by, Jake goes back to the pawn shop and we talk to Ally's hot sister 

In this bonus podcast we do our best Vanessa impressions as she tells us about her crush, see if Johnny really has an agent and explain why this is better when it's free-form and we ramble. Enjoy!

In today's show Ally has to give up on her side hustle, Jake's doom is impending, we get more from the box of Effin' Kevin tapes, head to petty claims court, play SoCal rent price is right, Vanessa gives us some bad news about eagles and, as always, we give you some takeaways

In today's show people think Ally is hot, Johnny is afraid of the unknown, Klein gets locked out of his bathroom, we unload goat, we see who has the best 10 seconds of talent, meet Delivery Dave, do some old people's secrets and a round of clickbait 

In today's show Klein goes to Coinstar, Ally has a huge party foul, Jake lawyers up, we talk to Sweet James, we see where a lady went on her first date, Klein's wife wants a new bed and we talk to the one and only River Cuomo!

In today's show there is a death in the family, Klein loses all his remotes, we talk to the eclipse guy, we celebrate women's day, open up the box of shame and see what Johnny knows about the Oscars

In today's show Ally gets an amazing diagnosis from the doctor, she gets addicted to Ritz crackers, we find out the last time the men have cried, Jake gets yelled at for a late podcast, we do a round of Annoynomous, meet the neighbors and go over ideas for what to wrap Jake's car in

In today's bonus pod Klein takes a drink, we discuss how curtains are a rip off and what we should wrap Jake's car with 

In today's show the resolutions are over! ...but not without controversy, Klein is moving, we add to the AAvengers, we get your snow fails, we head to petty claims court and hear about the latest scams in bamboozled

In today's show we listen to more of Klein's old radio tapes, Klein admits he broke his resolution (or did he?0, Ally's eyes are gross, we get a weed tier list for the show, we see if women can beat a machine, hear about the times you got ditched, play Netflix or notflix and hear about a guy who got stung by a scorpion on the balls 

In today's show we recap the Chili Peppers show, Ally has an eye infection, Vanessa had a crazy weekend, we meet a guy wearing an RHCP shirt, the show gets ranked, we talk to a guy who went on a first date and Klein has trouble packing 

In today's show we release the first volume of the Effin Kevin tapes, hear what you wish you could redo, call the throat goat, Jake wants to take a day off for a crazy reason, Klein waters a fake plant, we see what Johnny knows about taxes and as always give you some takeaways 

In today's show it's Leap Day! Jake explains the science behind it after we take a trip to the pawn shop, Klein lets us know why you should never talk to him in public, El Cheapo gives us some hacks, we head to the dank tank, Ally wonders how she should split an Air Bnb and we hear your top 3 accomplishments 

in today's show Klein tries to quit the gym, people are doing dry spring break, Jake goes to war with a cactus, we head to petty claims court, recruit for the AAvengers and do a round of bamboozled 

In today's show Klein has some sexcuses. we unload GOAT, get some old people's secrets, here about your top 3 red flags,  do a round of clickbait, hear the dude's side of a where'd ya go and Ally is selling moon water 

In today's show Klein goes to see the Globetrotters, Nick from 311 stops by, The Crystal Method plays our weekend song, we see who has the biggest dick neighbor, hear from Secondhand Cindy and try to guess what happened on a first date 

In today's show we see if we can bet on the Oscars, meet 4 Loko Freddy, Ally takes a psych test, Jake reads from his journal, se what Johnny knows about comedians, try to help out Blind Charlie, open the box of shame and learn about Klein's box of lost radio tapes