Think you’re the only one with an office nickname? Think again!

In this episode, we’re cracking up over the funniest—and shadiest—nicknames people secretly use for their coworkers. From “Lava Lamp” to “C-Section,” these names are brutally accurate and absolutely hilarious.

We’re counting down the top 25 office nicknames that perfectly capture the essence of their unsuspecting targets. Plus, you’ll hear real stories from employees who’ve been dishing out these nicknames behind closed doors.

Here are just a few that had us in stitches:
“C-Section” – for someone who can’t handle a natural delivery (aka hard work)
“Visa” – always swiping other people’s ideas
“Noodle” – thinks everything only takes two minutes

We laughed from start to finish recording this one—and we know you will too.

Think you&rsquo;re the only one with an office nickname? Think again!
In this episode, we&rsquo;re cracking up over the funniest&mdash;and shadiest&mdash;nicknames people secretly use for their coworkers. From &ldquo;Lava Lamp&rdquo; to &ldquo;C-Section,&rdquo; these names are brutally accurate and absolutely hilarious.
We&rsquo;re counting down the&nbsp;top 25 office nicknames&nbsp;that perfectly capture the essence of their unsuspecting targets. Plus, you&rsquo;ll hear real stories from employees who&rsquo;ve been dishing out these nicknames behind closed doors.
Here are just a few that had us in stitches:
<ul>
<li>&ldquo;C-Section&rdquo;&nbsp;&ndash; for someone who&nbsp;can&rsquo;t handle a natural delivery&nbsp;(aka hard work)</li>
<li>&ldquo;Visa&rdquo;&nbsp;&ndash; always swiping other people&rsquo;s ideas</li>
<li>&ldquo;Noodle&rdquo;&nbsp;&ndash; thinks everything only takes two minutes</li>
</ul>
We laughed from start to finish recording this one&mdash;and we know you will too.

Drive home with The Flash Drive, and beat away the boredom with Carl Wastie's energetic brand of humour and witty banter. He's got the best mix of music and entertainment to make your drive home feel great!

Drive home with The Flash Drive, and beat away the boredom with Carl Wastie's energetic brand of humour and witty banter. He's got the best mix of music and entertainment to make your drive home feel great!

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Office nicknames 2025 updated by the Flash Drive Family

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