Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Listen to find out how many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up, and which one will send him over the edge.

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

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