We’re diving into the wild tale of a South Korean man who tried to literally eat his way out of military service. Doubling down on food and guzzling water like it was a competitive sport, he gained enough weight to dodge combat duty. His plan? Genius or just greedy? We’re not sure if Ricki and Joel would be military-ready, but they’d definitely crush the all-you-can-eat buffet challenge if they lived in South Korea.