Thank God it's Monday betchhhhhhh!!!!

• Weirdest Injuries… how’d you do it? A man was hospitalised after holding in a sneeze and blew a hole in his throat!
• We go through our Mailbag with your messages and comments!
• Drake told his crowd in LA he won’t be talking about titties… Find out why in the Glossys!
• How’d your parents teach you a lesson? A man kicked his son out after learning he cheated on his pregnant wife!
• Ha-penis reunuins! A man who had a peen growing on his arm for six years has been reattached!

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