Today’s episode is brought to you by Tim’s new funeral business idea, Cre-Mate… bring a mate, bring a plate and get a Cre-Mate!

It’s the day after ANZAC Day. Now how many of you guys called in sick to enjoy a longer weekend? We speak to callers who share their pathetic little excuses while the rest of us slave away at our jobs!

Was the tourist attraction a Baum-Baum?! The windmills on the Moulin Rouge fell off! How wild. Also we go through our new music we discovered with New Music Friday. Wait until you hear Joel’s suggestion.

Also… we’ve been drinking porn star martini’s wrong this whole time? It’s Ricki’s shot to educate us on this!

Enjoy the weekend and Happy Jacuzzi Friday!