If you're wondering what's a prison flush is, look it up on Urban Dictionary. Ricki's education is wiiiiiiild. Let's get into today's show. Wash your holes and soles for this.

Ricki's found her match. A 67-year-old man who lives alone in the Siberian wilderness just ticks all the boxes for our big geeeurrrllll! 

The Internet is divided on this picture of a dog seated on the table of a certain Mexican takeaway restaurant.

Whoopi Goldberg was addicted to the devil's powder? Here's what we learned from her memoir.

Aaand we play the Musical Trios edition of Joel Jivin.