On today’s show, Ricki’s found the absolute funniest videos of kids innocently mistaking words for swear words—like "Volvo," "Fork," and "Witch." It’s priceless! Meanwhile, Chinese public toilets are getting a serious tech upgrade with urinals that can scan your urine for health problems. Oh, and speaking of things getting upgraded, Joel won’t stop talking about how he’s checking out Titanique the musical tonight. He’s so excited, but seriously, we get it, Joel!

Then, we dive into our new music finds with New Music Friday. But wait, Joel’s reminding us again about Titanique... it’s happening, people. In our Glossy’s, the Dave Grohl drama continues—his situation with his wife just got a whole lot messier. Oh, and did you hear? A new sculpture of Queen Elizabeth II has been commissioned in Northern Ireland, but critics are saying it looks more like Mrs. Doubtfire. And before Joel can tell us again about Titanique, we share the wild story of a man who went to the doctor for an x-ray after a nasty fall... only to find his penis was turning into a bone. Yes, really.