Today, we kick off with the bloke who went to Turkey looking like an extra from a low-budget soap and came back looking like a Hollywood leading man. His transformation’s so intense, even his own mum double-takes at family dinners.

On the music front, New Music Friday is dishing up fresh hits, though we're still debating whether any of them will make it past the "what was that song again?" phase.

Oh, and here’s a fun fact to keep you up at night: your shopping trolley may be dirtier than a nightclub toilet at 3 a.m. So next time you're doing the weekly shop, maybe pack some hand sanitiser—and gloves.