We're all a little startled because Jemma Rix is doing Wicked... and Joel is FRRRREAKING OUT!

What are you new to? Thanks to Elon Musk's Starlink service, a remote community has finally had access to Internet and share their experience - have one good guess what some of them are addicted to...

There are nightclubs for over 30s, in particular, R&B brunches. Blackers obviously refuses to go to these things, but wait until you hear an injury that happened with one clubgoer. Alec Baldwin's set for a reality show. More on that in the Glossys.

And it's State of Origin today, which state is the home of better music?