Get ready to FART on today's show and learn as we dive into the 2024 “Sexiest Bald Man” competition, where Prince William takes the crown for the third time! We also unpack the shocking breakup between Zach Bryan and Brianna Chickenfry—complete with a cat custody battle. Coldplay’s Chris Martin bids Australia a heartfelt farewell, complete with a tarmac kiss, while a new MIT study reveals that second-born kids might just be a little wilder than their older siblings!

In the Glossy’s, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson addresses those rumors about peeing in a bottle, Benny Blanco shares his “rules” for being a sexy gentleman, and Tom Cruise teases insane stunts for the next Mission Impossible movie. Plus, we discuss the unexpected trend of British grannies heading to Gambia for “toy boy” vacations, Yale’s upcoming course on Beyoncé’s cultural impact, and some eyebrow-raising confessions from a brothel manager on the strangest client requests.