We’re back, and apparently asparagus is the secret cure for a hangover? Yep, we’re diving into that wild claim—let’s see if it beats a greasy brekkie.

Next, Port Adelaide’s new recruit Ivan Soldo has a very opinionated wife, Chelsea Becirevic, and she thinks Adelaide is just… boring. Liam from Ben, Liam & Belle and Fitzy from Fitzy & Wippa with Kate Ritchie call in to defend their turf.

And get this—some bloke decided to marry his rice cooker. Why? We’ve got no idea. But we’ll fill you in on why the romance didn’t last.

Ever wonder what happens to a paycheck in Japan? Well, new research says Japanese men hand all their cash straight to their wives! In the Glossys, Kim Kardashian is convinced no one knew who Marilyn Monroe was before she wore her iconic dress. Seriously, Kim?

Finally, the best criminal mastermind story of the day—someone got caught with drugs in a bag labeled ‘Definitely not drugs.’ Smooth, right?