Get ready for a Dirty Bit that'll make you never look at a work bathroom the same way again! Ricki reads out a wild confession from Reddit where one poor bloke learned the hard way what a week of codeine can do to your bowels. Picture this: a seven-day constipation showdown that ends with an oak tree-sized, bloody disaster in the office toilet. And just when he thought he escaped unnoticed, he gets a call... he left his wallet behind! Let's just say, everyone at work knew about the massive beast still lurking in the bowl. Buckle up, because this one's a gut-buster... literally!